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Mon Jan 9, 2012, 09:57 PM

Penis Tattoo Leads to Permanent Erection

A 21-year-old Iranian man has a permanent semi-erection after having “borow be salaamat” (good luck with your journeys) and the letter “M” (his girlfriend’s initial) tattooed on his penis.

The man, whose name is unknown, was diagnosed with nonischemic priapism — a condition resulting from the inability of blood to exit the penis. His case was detailed in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

“In our case, most probably, the handheld needle penetrated the penis too deep, creating an arteriovenous fistula,” wrote the study authors from Kermanshah University of Medical Sciences in Kermanshah, Iran. A fistula is a connection between two organs or vessels — in this case an artery and a vein — that normally don’t connect.

“For eight days after tattooing, the penis was painful, and thus there were no erections,” the authors wrote. “After that, the patient noticed longer-than-usual sleep-related erections. This progressed, within a week, to a constantly half-rigid penis, day and night.”
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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/01/09/penis-tattoo-leads-to-permanent-erection

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Reply Penis Tattoo Leads to Permanent Erection (Original post)
Renew Deal Jan 2012 OP
jberryhill Jan 2012 #1
jberryhill Jan 2012 #2
BootinUp Jan 2012 #3
jberryhill Jan 2012 #4
moriah Jan 2012 #6
jberryhill Jan 2012 #7
jberryhill Jan 2012 #5
Historic NY Jan 2012 #8
jberryhill Jan 2012 #10
jberryhill Jan 2012 #22
Dead_Parrot Jan 2012 #9
cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #11
SixthSense Jan 2012 #12
jberryhill Jan 2012 #13
SixthSense Jan 2012 #18
Ruby the Liberal Jan 2012 #29
Edweird Jan 2012 #14
Gemini Cat Jan 2012 #15
dimbear Jan 2012 #16
A-Schwarzenegger Jan 2012 #17
jberryhill Jan 2012 #20
A-Schwarzenegger Jan 2012 #21
MagickMuffin Jan 2012 #44
customerserviceguy Jan 2012 #19
Alameda Jan 2012 #23
jberryhill Jan 2012 #25
Ruby the Liberal Jan 2012 #27
Ron Obvious Jan 2012 #24
backscatter712 Jan 2012 #26
JCMach1 Jan 2012 #28
-..__... Jan 2012 #30
pennylane100 Jan 2012 #31
jberryhill Jan 2012 #38
moriah Jan 2012 #37
MilesColtrane Jan 2012 #32
Renew Deal Jan 2012 #33
Ruby the Liberal Jan 2012 #35
jberryhill Jan 2012 #39
The Midway Rebel Jan 2012 #34
LiberalFighter Jan 2012 #36
BlueJazz Jan 2012 #40
ROFF Jan 2012 #41
AtomicKitten Jan 2012 #42
edgineered Jan 2012 #43
Bohunk68 Jan 2012 #45

Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 09:59 PM

1. I have the same tattoo!


But most of the time, mine just says "boat".

Unless it's a cold day. Then, it just says "bt"

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:01 PM

2. With a tat like that...

...you probably would have a lot of luck on your journeys.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:01 PM

3. Is that a tatooed penis or ...?

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:01 PM

4. Good thing his other girlfriend is named "Wanda"

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #4)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:04 PM

6. Thought it was Wendy?

Or "Welcome to California, have a nice day"....

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Response to moriah (Reply #6)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:06 PM

7. An old classic, reborn.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:03 PM

5. "The man, whose name is unknown"

...but is getting pretty well known around town now...

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #5)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:07 PM

8. He is easy to spot.

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Response to Historic NY (Reply #8)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:08 PM

10. Nowadays, they just call him "Rod"

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Response to Historic NY (Reply #8)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:35 PM

22. He lives in the desert hung like a horse with no name

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:08 PM

9. I just read that as "borrow the salami". Err... nt.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:09 PM

11. Oh come on... the M was for Mississippi and the tattooer ran out of room. n/t

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:10 PM

12. decisions, decisions

 

so is he satisfied with the procedure?

I'm thinking of having mine tattooed with "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"

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Response to SixthSense (Reply #12)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:13 PM

13. 9 point type is really hard to ink

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #13)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:25 PM

18. oooh I owe you one for that

 

when ya least expect it, buddy!

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Response to SixthSense (Reply #18)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:11 PM

29. So patent the term Welmaicaday

and cash in on the royalties.

Problem solved.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:13 PM

14. Yeah, that's why I've had everything BUT THAT pierced. If something goes wrong......

 

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:14 PM

15. Ouch.

Just ouch.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:16 PM

16. Can't .........


Oh I can't keep it in,
I can't keep it in, I've gotta let it out.
I've got to show the world, world's got to see,
see all the love love that's in me.
I said, why walk alone,
why worry when it's warm over here.
.....................
Oh, lover, I want to spend this time with you,
there's nothing I wouldn't do, If you let me know.
And I can't keep it in,
I can't hide it and I can't lock it away.
I'm up for your love, love heats my blood,
blood spins my head, and my head falls in love, oh.
No, I can't keep it in,
I can't keep it in, I've gotta let it out.
I've gotta show the world, world's got to know,
know of the love, love that lies low, so
Why can't you say,
If you know, then why can't you say.
.............

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:16 PM

17. TOS violation.

Tent of Slacks.

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Response to A-Schwarzenegger (Reply #17)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:31 PM

20. But will a jury hide it, or leave it alone?

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #20)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:32 PM

21. Send it to the Admins.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #20)

Tue Jan 10, 2012, 01:40 AM

44. Perhaps we have a HUNG jury



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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:27 PM

19. Man, that's gotta last a lot longer than four hours

but I guess if you have to service 72 virgins...

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:47 PM

23. He had his penis tattooed? Pity the tattoo artist.

gloves anyone? Gee, who would want to be tattooed after he was there?

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Response to Alameda (Reply #23)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:53 PM

25. Every older guy for miles around, that's who

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #25)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:09 PM

27. Okay, thats just disturbing.

Truly.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:50 PM

24. Priapism

I heard he went to the pharmacy and whispered to the pharmacist "What can you give me for my priapism?".

She answered "how about $50,000 and half ownership in a pharmacy?"

That's another hoary old joke for you this evening.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:54 PM

26. That must be hard to live with...

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:11 PM

28. Article is useless without pictures...

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:20 PM

30. Inquiring minds want to know...

 

What the font size and style was?

I mean like in terms of tattooable area here and have the phrase still be legible.

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Response to -..__... (Reply #30)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:28 PM

31. that is the best response yet.

I am one of those people that think the font style tells you a lot about a person. Hope he did not ask for bold and underlined.

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Response to pennylane100 (Reply #31)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:49 PM

38. It was in Persian script, unlike this...

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Response to -..__... (Reply #30)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:48 PM

37. OT, but what can I call you?

Ellipses? The Artist Formerly Known as Dash?

Fill In The Blank? (Yowch, that could get awkward.)

And on topic... legible with or without magnification?

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:32 PM

32. *ahem*

Last edited Tue Jan 10, 2012, 01:30 AM - Edit history (1)

An Iranian started to think
he'd cover his member with ink
The tattooist slipped
and something was ripped
Now poor Farzad's winky won't sink

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Response to MilesColtrane (Reply #32)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:33 PM

33. lol

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Response to MilesColtrane (Reply #32)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:44 PM

35. Well played!

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Response to MilesColtrane (Reply #32)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:51 PM

39. Thank God you made it IBTL

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:38 PM

34. The tattoo artists half-assed job...

left the man half-cocked.

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Mon Jan 9, 2012, 11:44 PM

36. Amputation would solve the problem

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Tue Jan 10, 2012, 12:04 AM

40. Last I heard, he was offered a new job.

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Tue Jan 10, 2012, 12:05 AM

41. An old foreman I worked with

liked to compare himself to a horse, until I told him that was true. He could sleep standing up.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Jan 10, 2012, 12:11 AM

42. Mike Myers said it best: "Schwiiing!"

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Jan 10, 2012, 12:43 AM

43. Anyone remember a guy who won a meeting with Palin during the 08 campaigns?

Same tattoo artist, perhaps?

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Jan 10, 2012, 05:29 AM

45. Flowmax

Less painful than a tat and will do the same thing. Other side effect: Party for hours, but no one comes.

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