The Grand Old Party’s New Pantry Cookbook!

[bondwooley]

Does the GOP have a comeback plan now that they can't ride Mitt's coattails?

From an outside poll:

It’s been said that Washington is the Hollywood for ugly people. So we think this is as good of a time as any for the ugly people to start paying attention to what the pretty people did when their careers started to go south: Write a cookbook!

Everybody who’s ever been an endangered nobody – from Naomi Judd and Coolio to Tony Danza and Florence Henderson – has used this simple device to pull themselves up by their Ronald Reagan bootstraps and restore their career. Even conservative losers like Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Ted Nugent have done it. And they’re still household names!

So what do you expect to see in the cookbook?

- Ron Paul's Legalized Hash Browns?
- Jon Huntsman's Mac & Small Government Cheese?
- Sarah Palin's "Grill, Baby, Grill!" BBQ chicken?

Original poll at: http://lesterandcharlie.com/2012/09/27/the-grand-old-partys-new-pantry-cookbook/

[fayhunter]

1. Grilled Rush Limbaugh-ger Grilled Cheese! n/t

[orpupilofnature57]

5. And as an Extra bonus , etiquette for the 1%

' Talking with your mouth full '

[orpupilofnature57]

2. John Boner's Onion cutting Method ,,you can sob...

and still not tear up.

[lonestarnot]

4. Ickyleaker must be spending days in the tanning bed. Haven't heard much on all the jobs he has

created. Maybe someone locked him in there. Anyone checked to see what's left?

[orpupilofnature57]

6. His hair and eyebrows. n/t

[bondwooley]

15. Hah! And his empty bottle of Hawaiian Tropic nt

[pinboy3niner]

3. Easy: Newt Gingrich's Angry Little Attack Muffins

[porphyrian]

7. Paul Ryan's Extremely Bad Idea Lettuce Wraps. n/t

[porphyrian]

8. Mitt Romney's Duck a l'Orange with Pressed Baby and Cranberry Sauce. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

9. Seamus's Pasta CARbonara

[Happyhippychick]

10. Rafalca chops with snooty mustard sauce

[pinboy3niner]

11. Mitt Romney's "Godfather Pasta al Fredo"

[pinboy3niner]

12. Paul Ryan's Roguefort Dressing

[Dash87]

13. O'Reilly's Spiced Loofahs recipe

With a later apology by the editor for the mistake getting through.

[scrubthedata]

14. Colonel Akin's Legitimate Fried Chicken nt