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Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:19 AM

 

People, please stop accusing Romney of eating babies.

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I know, there are all of the stories that suggest that he is a cannibal with a predilection for eating small children, but I assure you that these stories are most likely untrue. It is very difficult to make rational arguments against him, such as his demonstrated ineptitude at foreign policy in a time of global crisis, his lack of any coherent message on how he plans to do anything and his constant lying, when people keep saying things such as "Romney seen eating three babies in an Ohio hotel," or "Dear God! Romney ate my baby in broad daylight and tried to write me a check to stop my screaming!" This is a country of laws and Presidential candidates are very high profile; it is difficult for anything they do to go unnoticed by either law enforcement or someone with a camera. Since it is illegal to eat babies in America, I'm positive that Romney would have been arrested by now, had he committed such a crime. So, please, let's let cooler heads prevail and stop with what are surely baseless attacks.

Now, Paul Ryan I could see eating a fucking baby.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:20 AM

1. The other white meat...

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Response to renie408 (Reply #1)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:27 AM

11. I don't think most people are ready to do studies on the nutritional value yet. n/t

 

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Response to renie408 (Reply #1)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:07 AM

28. !!!

 

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Reply #28)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:08 AM

29. OK, maybe people are ready. n/t

 

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Reply #28)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:29 AM

41. my ex used to tell me a story

about a guy who used to cook babies with carrots and eat them. this is a little too much horror for a Friday morning.

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Response to Voice for Peace (Reply #41)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:42 AM

49. That's why I'm trying to put an end to these nasty rumors. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #49)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:25 AM

71. well I for one am glad it's being discussed out in the open

so everyone can judge for themselves
if they want to, or not, if they don't, or both.

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Response to Voice for Peace (Reply #71)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:31 AM

72. People have a right to know and choose. n/t

 

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Response to Voice for Peace (Reply #71)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:03 PM

157. simple yes/no question needs to be asked of Rmoney

Have you stopped eating babies? Yes or no?

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Response to central scrutinizer (Reply #157)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 09:58 AM

167. "Are you hiding your tax returns because you claimed babies that you ate as exemptions?" n/t

 

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Response to Voice for Peace (Reply #41)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 03:56 PM

126. some asian countries do

Ive seen the pictures. More horrible than RMoneys poll numbers.

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Response to MFM008 (Reply #126)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:13 PM

159. Which ones?

And where were the pictures?

Not asking for a link, just the name of the source to see how valid it is.

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Response to Turborama (Reply #159)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 10:23 AM

170. Yes, we want to back our claims with hard evidence. n/t

 

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Reply #28)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 09:39 PM

177. You should read the SF novel _Courtship Rites_. In it, the harshness of life on

a colonized planet leads the people to continually cull babies and children who are not strong and clever enough to avoid getting culled. (Basically, it's Social Darwinism carried to its most extreme conclusion.) But since food is scarce on that planet, especially edible sources of high quality protein, the people do not waste the babies and children that are culled.

Eating babies is not the main point of the novel--just part of the general background of the society on the planet, so you see such scenes as when a woman goes to market to buy pickled baby tongues and other delicacies for an engagement party. Or you hear a pair of brothers in the creche talking about how if they don't manage to get something right, they are "destined for the soup pot."

I know, it sounds incredibly creepy, but it is actually a very good novel.

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Response to tblue37 (Reply #177)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 09:48 PM

179. Thanks for the suggestion! I've never read any Kingsbury that

I can recall; I'll check it out...

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:20 AM

2. Romney eats babies?

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Response to liberal N proud (Reply #2)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:27 AM

13. I'm sure all of these rumors are false. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #13)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:45 AM

23. I can't say that I have seen him eat babies, but then again...

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Response to liberal N proud (Reply #23)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:51 AM

25. Now that I'm looking at it more closely, I think that bottom picture is fake. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #25)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:10 PM

94. bravo

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Response to TrogL (Reply #94)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:11 PM

96. Don't get me started on "orbs..." n/t

 

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Response to liberal N proud (Reply #23)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 03:59 PM

128. "And I hear that he's also a lousy tipper!"

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Response to CrispyQ (Reply #128)

Sun Sep 30, 2012, 09:18 PM

187. Heh, heh. n/t

 

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Response to liberal N proud (Reply #23)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 05:28 PM

137. OMG!! NO WAY!!

Willard is drinking a red wine with a baby dinner?! HEATHEN!!

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Response to Indpndnt (Reply #137)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 08:34 PM

147. Everyone knows that a fine Chablis goes best with babies. What an idiot!

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Response to Indpndnt (Reply #137)

Sun Sep 30, 2012, 11:16 PM

190. He's drinking wine at all...

There's no way he'd do that. They'll come by and pick up his magic underwear for that.

Romney drinks nothing but Good Old Fashioned American Milk with his baby dinners.

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Response to liberal N proud (Reply #23)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 08:08 PM

208. that bottom picture shows him getting ready to toss him

with his greens. If Sarah had been there he could have tossed that baby into a word salad.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #13)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:50 AM

55. I don't know -- where there's smoke...

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Response to gateley (Reply #55)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:58 AM

59. OK, OK, now we have to get into the tasting vs. eating debate... n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:21 AM

3. He's never denied it....

Maybe the question for him should be, "when did you stop eating babies?"

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Response to cbdo2007 (Reply #3)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:24 AM

10. +1. I've personally never seen him in a photo where I didn't know FOR SURE...

...that he wasn't digesting a baby.

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Response to Curtland1015 (Reply #10)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:29 AM

15. It's a distinct possibility, but I'm sure it isn't true. n/t

 

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Response to cbdo2007 (Reply #3)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:28 AM

14. He does appear in very few pictures with a baby...

 

...and he seldom looks hungry.

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Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:22 AM

4. Jonathan Swift was first and best.

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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #4)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:30 AM

16. And he ate very few babies himself, I'm told. n/t

 

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Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:22 AM

5. I've seen it. He does eat babies.

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Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:24 AM

7. Dude...that's just wrong.

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Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:27 AM

12. OMG

That's too much.

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Response to JaneyVee (Reply #5)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:31 AM

17. That's Photoshopped. His skin isn't orange enough. n/t

 

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Fri Sep 28, 2012, 04:03 PM

131. OMFG!

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a DU graphic! I an't stop.

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Sat Oct 6, 2012, 07:50 PM

203. This ranks among

the greatest posts in DU's history.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:22 AM

6. Of course he doesn't eat babies

 

Everybody knows he prefers puppies.

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Response to Kindly Refrain (Reply #6)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:31 AM

19. Thank you! A voice of reason. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #19)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:22 AM

34. Feeling pretty good this morning, aren't we?

LOL

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Response to tavalon (Reply #34)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:38 AM

45. I'm very concerned. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:24 AM

8. For a serious bit of education to some. The eating babies meme was used in the 12th century

in Europe many believed that Jews made our matzoh out of the blood of Christian babies. There was a lot of persecution coming from that:

Blood libel accusations against Jews-

In 1144 CE, an unfounded rumor began in eastern England, that Jews had kidnapped a Christian child, tied him to a cross, stabbed his head to simulate Jesus' crown of thorns, killed him, drained his body completely of blood, and mixed the blood into matzos (unleavened bread) at time of Passover. The rumor was started by a former Jew, Theobald, who had become a Christian monk. He said that Jewish representatives gathered each year in Narbonne, France. They decided in which city a Christian child would be sacrificed.

The boy involved in the year 1144 hoax became known as St. William of Norwich. Many people made pilgrimages to his tomb and claimed that miracles had resulted from appeals to St. William. The myth shows a complete lack of understanding of mainline Judaism. Aside from the prohibition of killing innocent persons, the Torah specifically forbids the drinking or eating of any form of blood in any quantity. However, reality never has had much of an impact on blood libel myths. This rumor lasted for many centuries; even today it has not completely disappeared. 1

Pope Innocent IV ordered a study in 1247 CE. His investigators found that the myth was a Christian invention used to justify persecution of the Jews. At least 4 other popes subsequently vindicated the Jews. However, the accusations, trials and executions continued. In 1817, Czar Alexander I of Russia declared that the blood libel was a myth. Even that did not stop the accusations against Jews in that country.
http://www.religioustolerance.org/jud_blib2.htm

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Response to mucifer (Reply #8)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:33 AM

20. It sure was, and people have the nerve to bring some of this up against Jews today.

 

Neither Romney nor Ryan are Jewish, luckily.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:24 AM

9. Well he looks like he's about to take a bite out of this baby

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Response to lunatica (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:31 AM

18. It's a well known fact that

babies who are used as props by politicians grow up to be serial killers.

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Response to Cyrano (Reply #18)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:36 AM

22. There should be a relief charity for politician-held babies. n/t

 

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Response to lunatica (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:34 AM

21. Romney looks like he's afraid something may spew out of that baby.

 

Of course he wasn't going to eat it. Where's Ryan?

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Response to lunatica (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:54 PM

108. Wait a second...who is that guy in the background?

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #108)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 01:15 PM

111. OMG! Look at this...!

 



It appears to be Florida's Rick Scott! Wait, what is it that he's wearing...?

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #111)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 10:05 AM

168. OK, I think those body parts on the apron are fake. This doesn't prove Rick Scott eats babies.

 

Nor is this any evidence that he is, in fact, part Orc.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #168)

Tue Oct 2, 2012, 09:07 AM

197. Further, there is no substance to the claims that Rick Scott is possessed by Satan. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:46 AM

24. Thank you all for toning down these baseless claims. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:00 AM

26. I watched a couple of the "Dinner with Barack" videos last night

Obama is a class act and he is running a campaign he can be proud of. Really selling the difference between his integrity and Romney's say-anything Etcha-Sketch BS.

That said, I have no idea what this thread is about.

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Response to KurtNYC (Reply #26)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:03 AM

27. Good, it must be working. n/t

 

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Response to KurtNYC (Reply #26)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:32 AM

42. yes! he is a fine human being

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Response to Voice for Peace (Reply #42)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:02 AM

62. President Obama and his family are genuinely good people.

 

It's a shame that some folks have to resort to baseless claims about Romney's infantocannibalism rather than simply promote the President's awesome traits.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:17 AM

30. Further, let's consider that Romney had quite a few babies of his own that he did not eat. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #30)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:20 AM

32. Duzy

You didn't know he originally had 10 boys?

I'm just sayin'.

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Response to tavalon (Reply #32)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:37 AM

44. ...um...I'm sure that was simply a clerical error. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #44)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:55 PM

109. Taxes

 

Flip-Flopper probably had 100 babies for the tax deductions, but then once their bills (for food, clothing, etc) started coming due - down the hatch!

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Response to bongbong (Reply #109)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 01:14 PM

110. Scarily credible, yet I urge caution until we see his taxes as proof. n/t

 

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Response to tavalon (Reply #32)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 05:33 PM

138. Rofl!

This thread is going to make me pass out from laughing so hard!

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:20 AM

31. And since we're on the topic of "interesting things to know"

Did you know that Rush Limbaugh isn't a junkie pedophile?

Ah, the memories!

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Response to tavalon (Reply #31)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:25 AM

37. Now, we only have legal documents showing his housekeeper bought him Oxycontin illegally...

 

...and I'm sure his child molesting days are far behind him. Why would anyone accuse him of that?

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #37)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:59 AM

85. Luckily his penis has shriveled to the size of a button mushroom thanks to the Feminazis,

so it's no longer an issue.

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #85)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:01 PM

87. Rush hasn't needed or used his penis for years, so its size doesn't really matter.

 

However, I am not convinced that he hasn't eaten a baby or two himself.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #87)

Sun Sep 30, 2012, 08:18 AM

183. Ya' know, come to think of it,...

...maybe 'El Rushbo' looks so much like an overgrown baby because his predilection for tender, succulent baby meat has genetically altered his appearance!

...uh,......just sayin'.

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Response to Ferretherder (Reply #183)

Sun Sep 30, 2012, 09:06 AM

186. People always go on about GM foods, but how many antibiotics do we shoot into babies?

 

More investigation must be done.

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Response to tavalon (Reply #31)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 05:01 AM

160. It couldn't have been Rmoney, then

So don't blame him for Rushbo being a junkie pedophile.

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Response to eridani (Reply #160)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 06:12 AM

161. So what's worse, that Rush Limbaugh is a junkie pedophile

or that RMoney eats babies, I mean, in a political sense?

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:21 AM

33. Does he know the word babies?

Or does he say
Please pass me one of those little wiggly pink things?

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Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:26 AM

38. Oh, he's seen lots of babies. Women carry them everywhere. n/t

 

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Response to mainstreetonce (Reply #33)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 08:19 PM

213. mmmm

baby. pink. good.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:22 AM

35. Too funny!

great piece of writing!

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Response to treestar (Reply #35)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:27 AM

39. Thank you. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:22 AM

36. He seems to make them cry a lot.

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Response to 6000eliot (Reply #36)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:27 AM

40. Well, he actually feeds on their sorrow. Maybe that's where the rumors come from. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:32 AM

43. That sounds like a fairly modest proposal

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Response to Fortinbras Armstrong (Reply #43)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:39 AM

47. History does appear to repeat itself. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:38 AM

46. This OP and the resulting thread wins the internetz!

Thanks everyone for the funniest!

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Response to Turborama (Reply #46)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:40 AM

48. Thank you, but I just want to set the record straight. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:42 AM

50. And all along I thought BAIN stood for BAby INtake

My bad!

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Response to Zambero (Reply #50)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:48 AM

53. There's no proof Romney was even at that meeting. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #53)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:00 PM

86. And he definitely wasn't the CEO then.

Whenever that meeting was....We're checking on that.

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #86)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:02 PM

88. I'm sure his tax returns will clear him of that, when he releases them. n/t

 

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Response to bupkus (Reply #63)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:08 AM

64. Hmmmm...and there are a lot of people in China... n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #64)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 03:44 PM

172. (This made more sense pre-prior-thread-deletion.) n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:44 AM

51. I have a bit of advice for rMoney: Stay away from babies that come from Vegetarian/Vegan homes

They tend to be stringy and not as filling.











*For those who are worried about me, it's OK, I don't eat babies.
Hikers in the woods, that was another thing, but I'm much better now.
I became possessed by a Wendigo a while back.
Luckily, I have him sealed away in a prison within myself, so I don't have to worry too much about him causing trouble anymore.
The Runic Seal I created to hold him is doing a fine job, I swear.

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Response to Tyrs WolfDaemon (Reply #51)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:50 AM

56. Remember - it's only cannibalism if you eat wendigos. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:45 AM

52. When Romney implements

his secret plan to outlaw guns, only Mormons will have guns.

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Response to JEB (Reply #52)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:54 AM

57. Most people are unaware of Romney's universal gun control position.

 

Thank you for mentioning it.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:49 AM

54. IT PEOPLE, Soylent green is people..........

 

&list=LPAEG12vamSPM&index=4&feature=plcp


&feature=autoplay&list=LPAEG12vamSPM&playnext=1

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Response to kooljerk666 (Reply #54)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:56 AM

58. While it is much easier to eat babies when their features are indeterminable as such...

 

...there is still no real proof that Romney does this. There are only rumors.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:59 AM

60. Wow, porphyrian -- well done!

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Response to gateley (Reply #60)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:59 AM

61. Thank you. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:13 AM

65. I have it on authority that one of his own babies tried to eat him

A nice, long drive on the top of the car cured the tike of that behavior.

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Response to wryter2000 (Reply #65)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:18 AM

67. Thank you for bring this up! People keep slamming Romney for putting Seamus on top of the car...

 

...but what they don't realize is that it was a test to make sure it was safe BEFORE he used it as punishment on his children. People want to paint him as a monster, and I think that's a distraction.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:15 AM

66. That was riot. :)

I so enjoy great off center satire. It's hard to do well and you did it perfectly!

Cheers!

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Response to Javaman (Reply #66)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:18 AM

68. Well, thank you. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:20 AM

69. We should stop the accusation. It is fact.

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Response to PowerToThePeople (Reply #69)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:21 AM

70. The way people keep talking about it, you'd think it was. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:39 AM

73. To be fair, we ought to hear his side before we believe the damning evidence

Perhaps he has a good reason for eating babies.

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #73)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:41 AM

75. That's a point I hadn't yet considered, should the rumors prove to be true.

 

What if Romney is eating babies to create jobs?

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #75)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:15 PM

99. Or is it his alternative to food stamps?

That would be hard to argue with.

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #99)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:20 PM

101. I hope he clarifies all of this in the debates. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:39 AM

74. The furor appears to be calming down now, for which I thank you all. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #74)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:46 AM

77. spectacular.. You can't be too careful. Think of the Children!

ps: yer avatar is making my eyes go wiggy..

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Response to annabanana (Reply #77)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:47 AM

80. This is really about the children.

 

I know, right?!

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:43 AM

76. Not babies, just aborted fetuses...n/t

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Response to Blue Meany (Reply #76)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:46 AM

78. Well, now, there are different ideas about when a fetus becomes a baby...

 

...and I think Romney draws that line somewhere closer to mutual disrobing.

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Response to Blue Meany (Reply #76)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 05:15 PM

136. Tastes like veal

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Response to Blue Meany (Reply #76)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 08:28 PM

216. OMG Doesn't Rmoney own some kind of stock in

a body parts disposal company or abortion parts disposal company or something like that?

OMG, it's making sense now.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:47 AM

79. Much like Glenn Beck RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN THE 1990s?

I mean, I don't know if Glenn Beck RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN THE 1990s, I'm just a guy asking questions.

But I'll tell you this: there are a lot of folks out there sending me letters and asking me if Glenn Beck RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN THE 1990s.

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Response to Arkana (Reply #79)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:49 AM

81. Aha, but did Glenn Beck EAT the girl he raped and murdered in the 1990's?

 

There's no evidence that he is a cannibal, either. I'm here to stop these baseless claims.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:56 AM

82. With Grey Poupon?

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Response to Smickey (Reply #82)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:58 AM

84. The rumors say that he always has to ask someone for it...

 

...but we know that it is standard in any limo.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 11:56 AM

83. OK, I'm getting a bunch of personal e-mails with attached "proof" of Romney's infantocannibalism...

 

...and they all appear to be hoaxes. Please, if you insist on sharing these pictures, post them yourself to this thread so that everyone may be the judge. Thank you.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:03 PM

89. Of course it's baseless. Now, yes he did run an operation where he used babies' skin for garments,

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but the meat was discarded and Mitt never ate it, as far as he can recall, and unless there are some videos that surface to prove otherwise, you people had better accept that he is not a baby eater. So just Stop It.

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #89)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:06 PM

91. Thank you. We have to stop these rumors together or they will get out of hand. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:04 PM

90. I thought the only thing Rmoney ate was someone else's life savings. nt

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Response to valerief (Reply #90)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:07 PM

92. Unfortunately, that doesn't give him any vitamin D, so he has to use supplements. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #92)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:15 PM

97. I see. He's heard you can get vitamin D from the son, so he eats only sons. nt

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Response to valerief (Reply #97)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:24 PM

104. That's the rumor, anyway. I think we should give him the benefit of the doubt...

 

...until it is proven, however, as baby-eating is a difficult charge.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:08 PM

93. So, Stericycle wasn't harvesting babies for Romney.

Whew, now I can sleep at night, I really believed that rumor.

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Response to Kalidurga (Reply #93)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:10 PM

95. Ah, there was confusion raised by his use of "harvesting." Luckily, the babies harvested...

 

...did NOT go to Romney for eating.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #95)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 01:47 PM

113. So who did they go to?

I think the obvious answer is Chris Christy, so I don't want to go there.

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Response to Kalidurga (Reply #113)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 02:00 PM

115. It's an easy shot. Someone else probably will. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:15 PM

98. Can'tor

Eats infants, too. Creepy freaks.

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Response to libodem (Reply #98)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:18 PM

100. He's a special case; he's Jewish, so we don't want to accuse him of any Blood Libel crap.

 

However, the rumors about his bestiality with neighborhood pets have neither been proven nor disproven.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #100)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 05:07 PM

135. I see

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:20 PM

102. Right

If Ryan would teach his young daughter how to kill and give her a rifle for Christmas at age 9 - I'd say he's capable of eating babies.

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Response to ann--- (Reply #102)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:22 PM

103. Oh, Paul Ryan eats babies all the time.

 

Have you ever seen him on a campaign bus not eating? Ever wonder why he has trouble talking about what it is or where he got it?

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #103)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:40 PM

105. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be replacing Romney rumors with Ryan rumors. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:45 PM

106. Flip-flopper doesn't eat babies

 

At least, not the Mormon ones.

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Response to bongbong (Reply #106)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 01:16 PM

112. I simply believe that we should be cautious accusing Romney of eating babies until there is proof.

 

His tax returns should clear up much of this.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 12:52 PM

107. Chew on this...

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Response to DissidentVoice (Reply #107)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 01:52 PM

114. It's alive! n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #114)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 06:56 PM

141. Goofy-ass movie...

...but it seemed apropos for the context!

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Response to DissidentVoice (Reply #141)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 08:26 PM

145. Good call. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 02:12 PM

116. But what about the incident where he pushed his son's face into butter.

Surely, he was seasoning him for consumption.

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Response to geardaddy (Reply #116)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 03:08 PM

117. OK, that's somewhat damning, but still circumstantial evidence.

 

If he followed the buttering with salt and pepper, you may have a case, though.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #117)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 03:17 PM

120. Mitt probably would get a pass on that, anyway

He was led astray by his top advisor at the time, Paula Deen.

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #120)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 03:18 PM

122. Good point. She really knows what to do with butter. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 03:13 PM

118. If I had more Photoshop skills...

I'd shop Romney's face onto Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

GET IN MY BELLY!!!

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Response to backscatter712 (Reply #118)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 03:15 PM

119. That would only help promote these horrible rumors that Romney eats babies.

 

We're trying to stop those rumors.


(...and someone else will Photoshop it soon, I'm sure.)

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 03:17 PM

121. Guststus Similis Pullus

 

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Response to Kindly Refrain (Reply #121)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 03:21 PM

123. Originale recipe neque duas calamistratus? n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #123)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 03:58 PM

127. To serve man

 

It's a cookbook!!!!

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Response to Kindly Refrain (Reply #127)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 04:00 PM

130. As long as reading it doesn't summon demons, we're good. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 03:36 PM

124. Once again, thank you all for your patience and help in controlling these hurtful rumors...

 

...about Romney eating babies.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #124)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 03:51 PM

125. ...and the ones about Ryan eating babies, even if I can totally see that. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #125)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 04:29 PM

133. ...not that I can prove Ryan is or is not on a diet of babies and the awe of his peers. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 04:00 PM

129. Romney doesn't eat babies!

Please, between running for president and having sex with underage boys, could he even have time for eating babies?

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Response to stevend56 (Reply #129)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 04:05 PM

132. Well, he can't sexually molest underaged boys all day and night; he has to eat at some point.

 

I'm just saying that we should stop spreading rumors about it until we have proof.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 05:04 PM

134. Accusing Romney of "baby eating"

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Gives baby eaters a bad rap. Stop insulting baby eaters please!

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Response to jimlup (Reply #134)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 08:07 PM

142. You're right, my apologies to baby eaters everywhere. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 05:35 PM

139. Word is that Mitt's history of eating babies goes waaaaay back...

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #139)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 08:09 PM

143. Nice deceptive practices, Naturally Preferred, pretending your food...

 

...is for babies rather than of babies! Shame on you!

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #143)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 08:28 PM

146. Naturally Preferred assures us its organic baby food is not made of babies.

 

Now I'm just confused.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 05:38 PM

140. I'm sure that Romney hasn't eaten any babies - at least any Mormon babies

Paul Ryan however, so people say, will eat anything remotely human.

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Response to GoneOffShore (Reply #140)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 08:11 PM

144. I heard Ryan ate a mandrake, a J.C. Penney's mannequin and an animatronic lion in Chuck E. Cheese.

 

No lie.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 08:45 PM

148. Cannibals are people too.

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Response to L0oniX (Reply #148)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 08:46 PM

149. Well, you are what you eat. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:25 PM

150. This little...

 

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy went in my belly,
AND this little piggy I ate with jelly!

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Response to flyguyjake (Reply #150)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:56 PM

154. That's got a Burton/Gorey/Dahl (in no particular order) kind of vibe to it. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:26 PM

151. Are we still trying to dispell this story?

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Response to liberal N proud (Reply #151)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:52 PM

153. Just throwing a widdle cold water on those who may be a bit too goo-goo over this

We'd prefer to have our rubber duckies in a row before pushing this buggy too fast. We don't want to be infantile about it. Better to nurse the story quietly until all these reports are thoroughly investigated.

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #153)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:59 PM

156. Thank you. Very reasonable. n/t

 

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Response to liberal N proud (Reply #151)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:58 PM

155. Rumors about Romney's baby-eating are preposterous. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:45 PM

152. So, are we now going to google and typing in mitt romney eats babies? I think

we may need a picture to go along with this meme. Do you remember the Iowa state fair when he was eating a corn dog.. Maybe insert a Baby onto the corn dog stick.. LOL.

OMG it is already in the google browser as I type it in.. LOL.. There's even pics of Mitt eating babies.

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Response to glowing (Reply #152)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 10:12 PM

158. Beauty.

 

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Response to glowing (Reply #152)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 09:56 AM

166. Currently, this thread is the #2 search result for Romney eats babies, LOL!

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #166)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 10:21 AM

169. Nice.

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #169)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 09:40 PM

178. Top slot with "Romney eats babies." n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #178)

Sun Sep 30, 2012, 09:20 PM

188. ...

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 06:23 AM

162. Yes he does, but only when he is not screwing small animals. n/t

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Response to Lil Missy (Reply #162)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 06:41 AM

163. For large animals he'd have to go to Enumclaw, WA

Pretty sure he's never been there, so that hypothesis is right out.

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Response to eridani (Reply #163)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 09:46 AM

165. I don't know, they have a golf course...

 

OK, I'm not getting the link to work, but you can look it up.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #165)

Sun Sep 30, 2012, 04:50 AM

182. You probably don't want to google enumclaw + horse + case

You don't need that in your brain, really. And Romney would never do such a thing, so people should stop accusing him of it.

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Response to eridani (Reply #182)

Sun Sep 30, 2012, 09:04 AM

185. Yes, good call, you definitely do no want to Google that. Thank you. n/t

 

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Response to Lil Missy (Reply #162)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 09:45 AM

164. That is the rumor, but do we have the evidence to keep repeating the claim?

 

I just want to present the truth, whether that includes Romney eating babies, Romney screwing small animals or Romney smoking meth and stealing pocket books from elderly women.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #164)

Sun Sep 30, 2012, 12:13 AM

181. It's true. I saw it on the intertoobs.

Romney eats babies and screws small animals.

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Response to Lil Missy (Reply #181)

Sun Sep 30, 2012, 09:02 AM

184. It seems to me that both baby eating and the screwing of small animals would be prohibited...

 

...by Romney's religion, or, at least, his wife.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 10:46 AM

171. Once again, thank you all for your diligence in correcting all of this rumor mongering. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #171)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 06:33 PM

173. Please remain vigilant in stopping these baseless claims that Romney eats babies. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #173)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 07:58 PM

174. ...and don't start up with those "Romney eats babies" rumors again. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 09:30 PM

175. Yeah. At one debate, when Rick Perry accused him of eating babies, Romney

(AKA Money Boo Boo) responded, "No. When that guy offered me a baby to eat, I turned him down flat. I said, 'I'm running for president, for Pete's sake! I can't be seen eating babies!!'"

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Response to tblue37 (Reply #175)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 09:33 PM

176. I don't want to hear any of the Rick Perry secretly practicing Voodoo rumors, either.

 

It's enough that we've got Romney running around making dubious statements that may indicate that he eats babies, which I'm sure is utterly ridiculous, though circumstantial evidence continues to mount.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #176)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 10:56 PM

180. I mean, Rick Perry secretly practices Voodoo? Really? Be reasonable. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Sun Sep 30, 2012, 09:39 PM

189. But look what happens when you go to google and enter "Romney eats". n/t

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Response to gkhouston (Reply #189)

Mon Oct 1, 2012, 06:47 AM

191. As of early AM 1/1, this thread ranks third

Right behind yahoo answers and Rmoney's paid for URL.

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Response to eridani (Reply #191)

Mon Oct 1, 2012, 06:49 AM

192. Romney *paid* for a URL to discuss his baby-eating problem?

Well, at least he's not in denial.

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Response to gkhouston (Reply #192)

Mon Oct 1, 2012, 07:01 AM

193. His regular campaign site pops up when you google Romney eats babies

Every link below that is about baby eating.

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Response to eridani (Reply #193)

Mon Oct 1, 2012, 08:47 AM

194. At 7:46 am Central, October 1st, I'm still getting this...

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Mon Oct 1, 2012, 10:24 AM

195. OK, who was it that said Romney eats Democratic ballots?

 

That's ludicrous; republicans pay companies to destroy Democratic ballots for them.

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #195)

Mon Oct 1, 2012, 03:22 PM

196. ...ridiculous... n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 07:49 PM

198. I really hope they don't bring this up during the debate... n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #198)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 09:10 PM

199. Now, I kind of wish they had. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 07:40 PM

200. OK, sorry to interrupt again, but there are more rumors afoot.

 

I apologize for repeating it here, but it is important to know what is rumor and what is substantiated fact. It seems now that there is some talk about Jon Sununu always wearing a vibrating butt plug, whatever that is. Don't look it up. I'm sure that this is just another mean-spirited attack on an otherwise distinguished mentally handicapped racist gentleman. As usual, please help us prevent these rumors from being spread.

Thank you.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 07:42 PM

201. That's why Ryan is pro-life....

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Response to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #201)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 07:46 PM

202. Ryan may well be pro-life, not that you can tell from his fiscal policy, but we should not...

 

...suggest that he protects the lives of babies so that Romney may eat them without proof!

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Response to porphyrian (Reply #202)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 07:51 PM

204. No, no, no!

Romney doesn't eat the babies....he wants to convert them into good little Mormons. Ryan is pro-life because he wants to end Food Stamps and any other assistance to "the moochers" the "moochers" will eat the babies.

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Response to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #204)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 07:52 PM

205. Ah, good. I'm glad you weren't just rumor-mongering. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 08:03 PM

206. I'm sorry but the blatant baby eating can't just be ignored.

Even though it has no bearing on what Obama had for lunch, the fact, yes fact, that Rmoney eats children, dogs, and birds, as well as moms, pops, the poor, the middle class, the struggling companies, is important to point out that he does not have the kind of appetite we need in a president. And is should be exposed to the American people.

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Response to 2pooped2pop (Reply #206)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 08:06 PM

207. Certainly no cannibal omnivore with a voracious and indiscriminate appetite should be President...

 

...but where is the proof?

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 08:10 PM

209. Is Romney still eating babies?

I thought he promised to give that up for the campaign.

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Response to greendog (Reply #209)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 08:14 PM

211. No, that's the rumor! It's an urban myth, of sorts, that I am finding impossible to contain.

 

If he were to actually eat babies, he would surely be in prison by now.

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 08:13 PM

210. And Jonathan Swift is such an ass...

Satire plays no part in politics.
Serious business, ya know?

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Response to Cherchez la Femme (Reply #210)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 08:15 PM

212. True, this is very serious. A statesman's reputation is on the line. n/t

 

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Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 08:20 PM

214. You can't maintain 3% body fat eating babies,

but Paul Ryan does drink their tears.

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Response to wickerwoman (Reply #214)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 08:23 PM

215. That I find to be a completely reasonable assertion. n/t

 

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