He has really nice hair.

[renie408]

I train horses and have worked in and around the horse business my whole life. When I was a lot younger, I worked for a well known trainer who once told me, "If somebody asks your opinion of their horse and you just can't think of anything else to say, say it has a pretty tail." From then on, my whole life 'What a nice tail' has been code for a horse that is a piece of shit.

Earlier today one of my customers asked me if there wasn't ANYTHING nice that I could find to say about Romney. I pondered for a minute and said,

"Well, he has really nice hair."

[Autumn]

1. Well I guess he could have nice hair. But my horse has better looking hair

on it's ass.

[Enrique]

2. a reporter asked Obama to say something nice about Mitt

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Obama said he liked his health reform in Mass.

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021132819

[renate]

3. oh sweet!

Our guy is so much sharper and smarter than theirs!

[freshwest]

12. And has more 'class' than most people. More than me, I'd say.

[Indpndnt]

19. Lol! More than me, too. And definitely more restraint.

[Arugula Latte]

4. I remember in 2008 candidate Obama went on Letterman and did a Top 10 Campaign Promises

One of them was "Appoint Mitt Romney Secretary of Lookin' Good."

[Lucy Goosey]

10. Perfect!

[tavalon]

23. Well at least our President knows that the Affordable Health Act is Romneycare, regurgitated.

Would that the rest of the country got that.

[NYC_SKP]

5. "He has a lot of business experience"

I went to breakfast with my a dear much older friend, a dyed in the wool Reagan/John Wayne loving Republican, who responded to my question about her candidate this way:

He's nice looking. I guess he saved the Olympics. He's been in a lot of different businesses, Obama never has.

I love your code based on the horse tail history.

Yes, Romney, he has very nice hair!

[MineralMan]

6. But you can't say the same about his personality.

That was always the standard sideways compliment in my youth. "He has a nice personality," left out "but there's so much other stuff I hate."

[louis-t]

7. Limbaugh was asked to say one, good thing about Obama.

He said "He's got a great voice."

[hlthe2b]

8. My response... he HAD a very nice dog that he abused and has fortunately gone to a better place.

That he has a full head of hair--to me-- only underscores his "privilege" in life--including the gene pool.

[backscatter712]

9. Sounds like that classic Dilbert strip.

"This is Bob - we think he's upper management material, because he's very tall and has great hair! We think it will turn silver!"

[nichomachus]

11. If someone asks you what you think of Ann

you probably shouldn't say "She has a very nice tail."

[whathehell]

13. No, Ann has nice hair too. n/t

[renie408]

15. No, but she has a DAMN nice horse!

That's probably the best thing about Ann.

Her horse.

[Indpndnt]

20. And the fact that she let it ride INSIDE the airplane on the way to the Olympics.

Presumably.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. He's consistent in his inconsistency

When he says something, anything, you know a backtracking flip-flop is on the way.

[Auntie Bush]

16. I hope no one comments on how nice my hair looks.

[GentryDixon]

17. Too bad there is nothing under that hair. n/t

[firenewt]

18. My son and I were watching MSNBC on sunday before the football games. I happened to mention

Rmoney's hair gets bigger the older he gets. My son looked at me and said "Dad, it's his head, not his hair".

[Indpndnt]

21. That nice hair is probably the only thing keeping most of the hot air inside his head.

If he ever goes bald, there will be severe damage to the ozone right above his position at the time.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

22. "Well, he has really nice hair."

I think of a horse's ass too.