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Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:30 PM

Mitt doesn't understand why the windows don't open in a jet airplane.

Yes, folks he is now officially stupider than W.

Comments made at a Beverly Hills fund-raiser when asked about Ann's in-flight emergency:


“I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney said. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous. And she was choking and rubbing her eyes. Fortunately, there was enough oxygen for the pilot and copilot to make a safe landing in Denver. But she’s safe and sound.”


An of course the usual bullshit that conservatives are persona non grata in oh-so-liberal-Hollywood.

"I know in some of the communities around this particular hotel it’s hard to let people know you’re conservative without them looking at you funny," Romney said, before noting that he had lunch with “a very famous actor — very famous. Very liberal. I won’t tell you his name or he’d shoot me… He pulled me aside, he said, ‘In this town, you really can’t get work unless you’re known as a liberal,’ and he said, ‘But no one knows how I really vote.’ And there are a lot of people that feel that way.”


From the LA Times
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-romney-beverly-hills-fundraiser-20120922,0,2317962.story

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:32 PM

1. REALLY, Mitt? Omigod.

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Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:48 PM

97. Do you think he knows there's not much oxygen up there anyway?

And, furthermore, that oxygen is fuel for fire?

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Response to Barack_America (Reply #97)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 04:29 PM

160. That's my question..

He wants to add oxygen to a fire? That's crazy. Don't let him near your oxygen tent.

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Response to Barack_America (Reply #97)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 04:33 PM

162. Oxygen is not fuel for a fire

it is what makes the fuel burn

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Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:19 PM

109. Yeah, why NOT a wing window, like they used to have in cars. Duhhhhh

I swear to god, I thought my neighbor was stupid, but Mittwit has him beat by miles.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:33 PM

2. That's frighteningly stupid

Expect him to open one of the emergency doors in mid flight just to get some fresh air.

He really has no clue about conditions outside the plane, or the fact that the plane is traveling at 300-500 MPH. That would make for one hell of a breeze through an open window, along with depressurization and a lack of oxygen.

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Response to Warpy (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:36 PM

3. and it would feed the fire

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Response to Warpy (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:40 PM

12. Mitt is too stupid to understand the basics of aviation.

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This means he doesn't know:

1. That you can't open an airplane's doors in flight while the airplane is pressurized; it's physically impossible. They are designed to fit in the door frame and seal so they won't accidentally open (or be deliberately opened by Mitt Romney) and depressurize the thing at 35,000 feet and kill everybody.

2. That if you could open the doors or windows, the pressure inside the plane would cause the air to rush out of it, leaving the passengers without any. At 35,000 feet you would lose consciousness in less than a minute and be dead as a mackerel before much longer.

In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, wadda maroon.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #12)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 02:10 PM

129. thank for typing this so i don't have to...

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Response to Warpy (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:42 PM

13. Don't worry; it's physically impossible to open airplane doors

when the airplane is pressurized. They designed them to be safe from people like Mitt Romney.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #13)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:20 PM

70. you can't make anything foolproof

because fools are just too ingenious.

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Response to Warpy (Reply #70)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:22 PM

72. True, but opening airplane doors isn't that easy

even when the airplane isn't pressurized. Have you ever had a good look at those things? The amount of air pressure on a door in flight really would make it impossible.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #72)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:45 PM

96. There was one incident that happened on the cargo plane I worked on in the Air Force

After the aircraft had landed a very strong individual managed to open the passenger door when there was still slight pressure on the aircraft. The pilot hadn't yet opened his window which is standard procedure to insure complete depressurization. Unfortunately the individual and the passenger standing right next to him were flung out the door and on to the pavement. One of them was killed.

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Response to cpwm17 (Reply #96)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 01:44 AM

115. This was an aircraft that was mostly depressurized already

The way pressurization systems work is they try to maintain a set pressure level that coincides with the standard pressure at a particular altitude, say 8 or 10,000' MSL. Below that altitude the pressure that the pressurization system provides is going to be less or nil. At altitude you'd need superhuman strength to open a door. That's why D.B. Cooper ordered the crew to keep the aircraft unpressurized before he made his jump.

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Response to Major Nikon (Reply #115)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:59 PM

154. Exactly

The air conditioners were running on the ground, and I suppose the cabin pressure outflow valves weren't adequately opened to neutralize pressure. Also, on a very large cargo aircraft it doesn't take much pressure to create a high volume of air out a small door.

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Response to Warpy (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:42 PM

14. What's more frightening is that he thinks it a problem.

Which means it needs to be fixed. Look for house republicans to introduce the "Aircraft Ventilation Improvement Act".

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Response to MindPilot (Reply #14)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:12 PM

23. OMG! Too funny!

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Response to MindPilot (Reply #14)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:31 PM

76. Pay for it by cutting insulin subsidies at schools for terminally diabetic children

and you've got a bill GOPers will line up to co-sponsor!

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Response to demwing (Reply #76)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:06 PM

90. Good one!

Would be funnier if it weren't so true.

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Response to MindPilot (Reply #14)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:03 PM

107. A problem for him to invest his personal millions in.

If you ask me.

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Response to MindPilot (Reply #14)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:36 PM

145. "No Passenger Left Behind" as they are sucked out into the atmosphere at 30,000 feet.

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Response to Warpy (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:04 PM

19. I'm convinced his diplomas were bought and paid for by dad..n/t

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Response to monmouth (Reply #19)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:32 PM

79. Actually, I think his dad had more integrity than that

the Mitt apple fell far from the tree

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Response to demwing (Reply #79)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:47 PM

84. Someone SHOULD ask...

to see Mitt's birth certificate. Maybe insist on some DNA certification too.

Somewhere - a can of worms has heard about this and are feeling pretty intelligent right now!

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Response to Warpy (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:18 PM

27. ...and that breeze would be 50-60 degrees below zero.

 

Kinda chilly at 35,000 feet.

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Response to MercutioATC (Reply #27)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:31 PM

39. But don't you see? It would put the fire out.

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Response to kestrel91316 (Reply #39)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:33 PM

41. Yeah, but those jet engines are noisy.

 

It'd hurt your ears.

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Response to Warpy (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 05:38 PM

167. What's really truly frighteningly stupid...

Is the fact, that this dimwit doesn't understand-depressurization. Really!!, go right ahead, open that window(?), at 32,000 feet!? Talk about being simply Stupid!!

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:37 PM

4. Love it. "I had lunch with a secretly conservative Liberal (can't tell you his name)". . .

because no conservative can get work in Hollywood -- just ask Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Selleck. . .

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Response to Journeyman (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:44 PM

46. Clint Eastwood. :>)

Mel Brooks.. and on and on and on...

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Response to pangaia (Reply #46)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:50 PM

52. Um...hello? Clint spoke at the R. Convention. And no way is Mel Brooks not a Democrat!

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Response to pangaia (Reply #46)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:04 PM

88. Mel Brooks? I hadn't heard that before. nt

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Response to Cha (Reply #88)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:46 PM

149. Mel recently turned Republican

 

Right after the Alzheimer's.

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Response to Texas-Limerick (Reply #149)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 05:13 PM

166. link, please? this seems astonishingly unlikely. n/t

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Response to eggplant (Reply #166)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 07:16 PM

170. It was tongue in cheek

 

Sorry if it wasn't funny.

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Response to Journeyman (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:23 PM

73. Wait a sec,...Who exactly was claiming WE "think they're victims"?

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #73)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:59 PM

101. Well, Mitt thinks he is a victim because he isn't Latino. He says being Latino would

make it so much easier to get elected president--obviously, since we have had soooo many Latino presidents in this country! Older white guys really have been unjustly locked out of that office for far too long.

(Do I need the sarcasm tag?)

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Response to tblue37 (Reply #101)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 10:19 PM

103. Naw,...it drips too much...

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Response to Journeyman (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 01:56 PM

125. Kelsey Grammer is a well-known conservative as well. nt

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Response to NickB79 (Reply #125)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 02:01 PM

126. yeah, but like all whiny republicans he complains ... that he's no longer a-list since he "came out"

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Response to unblock (Reply #126)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 05:32 AM

175. he had already come out when he won multiple emmys

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Response to JI7 (Reply #175)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 06:56 AM

177. yup. still, he complains....

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:37 PM

5. What about those mask-like apparati that fall from the thing over your head?

Hey, Dumbass, didja ever hear of those oxygen mask thingies?

Gee....

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Response to DollarBillHines (Reply #5)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:18 PM

28. That's what I thought - has he never flown commercially?

Maybe he's always in a private plane? Even first class would have those.

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Response to treestar (Reply #28)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:28 PM

36. Private aircraft do have them.

They're just a lot better quality.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Reply #36)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:59 PM

100. About 15 years ago, my sister was on a flight that landed with such a hard bump that the oxygen mask

deployed. She said it looked like something from the '60s... the figure on the bag instructing you in its use had a goatee.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Reply #36)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:34 PM

111. Yep, each one drops down in front of you along with a private EMT.

He puts the mask on you so you don't strain yourself. It gets a little crowded with an EMT for each seat, but, hey, the rich put up with so much. The little troopers.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Reply #5)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:21 PM

30. You only need them because

the goddam windows won't open

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #30)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:30 PM

38. Maybe they could install some ventilated box-type units on the roof.

I think I saw a picture of one atop a station wagon.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Reply #5)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 04:05 PM

156. Oxygen masks on airliners only deploy in case of cabin depressurization, what you need for smoke....

Last edited Mon Sep 24, 2012, 04:06 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

....is a smoke hood:



Description

Smoke Hoods are protective head coverings which, as a minimum, have a filter system that prevents wearers from breathing in unwanted smoke gases and particulates generated in a fire. They may also incorporate a small oxygen generator by which means their useful endurance as a protective device is increased. They are made of a heat resistant material which is able to retain its integrity up to temperatures in excess of 350 degrees Celsius.

The Smoke Hazard

It has long been observed that occupant survival in a major aircraft fire, long enough to effect a successful evacuation, requires not only that a fire does not become a directly debilitating hazard but that the associated smoke does not have a similar effect first. It has also frequently been noted that whilst thermal injuries are responsible for around 20% of fatalities in aircraft fires, the majority of the rest are attributable to the direct or indirect effects of exposure to toxic and/or irritant smoke. Whilst means to reduce overall smoke levels have received much attention, the alternative of finding ways to create a survivable personal environment for individual occupants has also been the subject of much research and debate, and this has led to the development of ‘smoke hoods’.


They're standard equipment for cabin crew. There's been talk of providing them for passengers for decades; but, the airlines have resisted. Whether that's due to the difficulty of showing passengers how to use them in the standard safety lecture, or the added expense is a matter of conjecture.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:38 PM

6. I was looking for The Onion link

seriously, he doesn't understand why airplane windows don't open?

Jebus

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Response to demtenjeep (Reply #6)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:38 PM

9. Aparently he has never seen this...

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Response to MindPilot (Reply #9)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:15 PM

65. Ummm... that's been debunked many times.

 

Please let that false meme die a quiet death.

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Response to PavePusher (Reply #65)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:54 PM

86. Oh come on...

Anybody with two brain cells knows it is Three Stooges--level hyperbole. Let us have some fun.

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Response to MindPilot (Reply #86)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:05 PM

108. My bad. I'm up past my brain's bed-time.

 

And it's been a really long day. The snark went right by me...

Sorry...

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Response to Hissyspit (Reply #119)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:54 PM

151. Yikes! Maybe I'll stop trying to get a window seat when I fly.

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Response to FailureToCommunicate (Reply #151)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 04:58 PM

163. Just don't sleep leaning against the window/wall. n/t

 

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Response to MindPilot (Reply #9)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:25 PM

143. Damn, didn't realize you beat me to it!

Great Bond scene!

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:38 PM

7. Now wait just a damn minute.

Is he trying to tell me that there's only oxygen in that plane for the pilot and copilot?

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:38 PM

8. It seems that he doesn't know how to put out a fire.

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Response to slampoet (Reply #8)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:24 PM

32. Feed it oxygen and fires go out. Everyone knows this.

That's why the fire department puts water on a fire, the oxygen atoms in water molecules make the fire go out.

Physics 101.



I can't believe that Romney ever took one exam in person while at Hahvahd.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:39 PM

10. good lord.

What a great example of how he thinks he always knows best. "I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem. So it's very dangerous."

Mitt. Mitt Mitt Mitt. Which direction do you think the oxygen would go if the windows could open? And why would you want to feed a fire with oxygen anyway?

But as stupid as he is, I keep coming back to the arrogance. Boeing has been at this for a while, Mitt. It's not as though the concept of a window that opens simply hadn't occurred to them.

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Response to renate (Reply #10)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:21 PM

71. Yes, why does he think he knows better?

It would be scary to have him in the WH. He does not know what he does not know.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:40 PM

11. Sooo?

It is probably not a good idea then to vote for a man to be President who wonders why his Wife just couldn't had simply opened a window and stuck her head out of a plane travailing in mid flight at speeds of up to 500MPH in order to get some fresh air instead of being confined in a tight space and having to choke on the smoke?

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Response to DemKittyNC (Reply #11)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:06 PM

21. If I could rec your post a brazillion times I would. Some coffee on keyboard but that's ok..LOL..n/

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Response to DemKittyNC (Reply #11)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:16 PM

26. Mitts response: well, thats what dogs do in a car when they're not tied to the roof, so why can't a

person do that at 30,000 ft in an airplane??

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Response to CAG (Reply #26)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:58 PM

60. HA!

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Response to CAG (Reply #26)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:15 PM

66. hehe

@monmouth - Thanks, I will be here all week leave a tip on the bar.

@CAG - Hil-Ar-Ious! belly hurts now from laughing so hard...

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Response to CAG (Reply #26)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:24 PM

93. Seamus had lots of fresh air, and he never caught on fire once.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:43 PM

15. And this guy wants to be president? Wow, just... wow.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:44 PM

16. That is amazingly stupid.

Village Idiot Level stupid.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:50 PM

17. He still calls it an aircraft

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Response to Mponti (Reply #17)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:54 PM

57. This drives Chris Matthews absolutely crazy!

I wonder if he'll bring it up on Hardball tomorrow?

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:55 PM

18. He can be Dick-tater of Dumbfuckistan. Nt

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:05 PM

20. Oh now I would really like to see a Survivor show starring Twit Mitt.

Take the richest people in the world and set them loose in Walmart and make them have to live with only Walmart products for 6 mos. Oh wait, that's not what I meant to type, but that would be funny too. No an actual island with a couple of matches and a tarp that would be hilarious. I bet Mitt couldn't start a fire with a match and kindling. Heck he probably thinks kindling is some kind of electronic device you read a book on.

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Response to Kalidurga (Reply #20)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:13 PM

24. Heck, Gilligan's Island would be good enough.

Then he'd be somewhere he couldn't bother the rest of us.

The Romneys would make a fine Mr. & Mrs. Thurston Howell III.

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Response to hunter (Reply #24)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:35 PM

43. yep, with Ryan as Gilligan

"Oh Gilligan! Would you mind frashening up this drink for me?"

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:09 PM

22. My God, HOW COULD ANYONE want him for a president..he

is dummer than a box of rocks

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:14 PM

25. Mitt's preferred form of travel

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:20 PM

29. How convient! Some actor said that to him, but Mitt "can't" tell us who it was. Uh, huh. nt

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:23 PM

31. And this idiot wants to be our president? He makes Jr. look like a genius.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:24 PM

33. Mitt is lying through his pearlies. That "Liberal actor" story made the rounds on gossip sites

long ago. I know; I read it. People were guessing Clooney, Pitt, etc.

Apparently one of Romney's goons read it, too.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:24 PM

34. Photo of Romney with this caption needed!

“When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous."

Please, somebody!

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:26 PM

35. I thought the cockpit ones did

I thought the cockpit ones did in the movie Airplane, they did when the guy outside ran the Captain's credit card for the service.

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Response to ryan_cats (Reply #35)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:48 PM

50. They do. Most airplanes have cockpit side windows that can be opened

as long as the airplane isn't pressurized. If the airplane is pressurized the windows won't open - they are held shut by a combination of air pressure and a locking mechanism.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #50)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:31 PM

77. Shhh! They don't tell Mitt that they open...

...because with the shape his campaign is in, they're afraid he might jump.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:29 PM

37. fwiw, here is info and photo of the plane type. Idiot, cruises @ 529 mph

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_Challenger_600
Performance

Maximum speed: 882 km/h (476 knots, 548 mph)
Cruise speed: 851 km/h, (459 knots, 529 mph)


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Response to uppityperson (Reply #37)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 02:25 PM

133. LOL Presidential candidate's wife rockin' a CANADIAN-MADE airframe!

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:32 PM

40. Maybe he needs a convertible plane.............

Just put the top down on that jet..........

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:35 PM

42. Two things....

1) Romney is an idiot for not knowing why the windows don't open.

2) This whole story smells like bullshit. A ploy to try and get people to feel sorry for Ann and the Romney campaign. I ain't buying it.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:37 PM

44. Take him to 30k feet and blow the hatch.

Whooosh!

What a fucking idiot!

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Response to liberal N proud (Reply #44)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:56 PM

98. LOL!

Just let 'em go. Bye Mittens.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:39 PM

45. OMG...!!

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:47 PM

47. PROOF that Romney LIED with that "actor" story (BESIDES the obvious counter-example of Clint!):

Last edited Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:49 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

http://blindgossip.com/?p=42617

He obviously used that gossip board for the anecdote.

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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #47)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:40 PM

81. Let's not forget these celebrities...

Charlton Heston

Audrey Hepburn and Robert Wolders

Frank Sinatra

Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. and Grace Kelly

Charlton Heston, Lydia Heston, Ricardo Montalban and Georgina Montalban

Warren Beatty and Diane Keaton

Cary Grant and Douglas Fairbanks Jr.

Meryl Streep

Steven Spielberg

Tom Selleck, Dudley Moore, Lucille Ball

Christie Brinkley, Cheryl Tiegs and Brooke Shields


Should I go on with more of these celebrities that never found work again in Hollywood after being seen with a Conservative?


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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #81)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:23 PM

92. Diane Keaton wore the "Annie Hall" hat to the WH? Cool!...or something...

n/t.

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #81)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 02:55 PM

136. Hell, even REAGAN was a Hollywood Republican

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #81)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:01 PM

137. Isn't that Tony Bennett to the right of Dudley Moore?

Looks like him, anyway.

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Response to redqueen (Reply #137)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:24 PM

142. I thought so too.

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Response to redqueen (Reply #137)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:43 PM

147. No, that's Gary Morton, Lucille Ball's husband

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Response to SemperEadem (Reply #147)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:58 PM

153. Ah, thanks.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:47 PM

48. Sounds like he was exaggerating for dramatic effect.

As in Anntoinette had to clear her throat, which became a towering inferno with no fresh air (which would have expanded the fire).

Just another Willardism.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:49 PM

51. Mitt has no common sense.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:53 PM

53. Reminiscent of his

The trees are just the right height comment.....he Just says stupid shit because he's just stupid

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:53 PM

54. Didn't Payne Stewart die because his window DID open? or at least the seals failed?

Tell you what...give Romney a jet whose windows DO open..and let him go on his way?

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Response to angstlessk (Reply #54)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:55 PM

59. Google is your friend. "Undetermined reasons."

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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #59)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:00 PM

62. EXACTLY...depressurazation...open windows would cause that at high altitudes!

The NTSB determined that the crash was due to an incapacitation of the flight crew members due to a loss of cabin pressurization.

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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #59)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:06 PM

63. How can you say 'Undetermined reasons." when what you link to says

The conditions of the windows are consistent with a loss of pressurization and a subsequent rapid drop of temperature. It is likely that the pilots and occupants may have lost consciousness due to hypoxia, or a lack of oxygen. Between the last communication between the aircraft and air traffic control and the aircraft's final descent, the aircraft was reportedly flying at times in excess of 46,000 feet (the service ceiling is about 45,000 feet).

HOW IS THAT 'UNDERMINED'?

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Response to angstlessk (Reply #63)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 01:40 AM

114. Why did it lose pressure?

That is what is undetermined. Not the fact that pressure was lost, but rather what caused it to happen.

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Response to angstlessk (Reply #54)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:19 PM

69. No. The likely cause was a failure of the pressurization system.

The airplane had a history of problems with the system, and there was speculation that a valve for the crew oxygen bottle had been shut off. Military airplanes that were following it saw that the windows were frosted up but intact.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #69)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 02:13 PM

131. +1

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:53 PM

55. I urge Romney to attempt to open an aircraft window in flight. I'm sure he'll

be amused by what happens next.

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Response to Proles (Reply #55)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 10:02 PM

102. I know *I* would be! ;) nt

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:54 PM

56. K&R nt

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:55 PM

58. Please tell mehow you get into Harvard grad school not knowing this...

oh, sorry....

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Response to CTyankee (Reply #58)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:10 PM

64. My sister has a Doctors Degree, but has no common sense.

A lot of smart people on Navy Subs are the same (no common sense).

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Response to oldbanjo (Reply #64)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 04:08 PM

157. Are they the ones that open the doors on the subs?

Just wondering.

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Response to CTyankee (Reply #58)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:47 PM

85. Well THIS ought to scare you: I have met a significant number of physicians over

the course of my career who are dumb as a box of rocks when it comes to anything other than their particular area of medical specialization.

An ophthalmologist, for instance, took his cat's amoxicillin suspension home and was putting the drops into the cat's eye. You know - THE PINK STUFF THAT SMELLS LIKE BUBBLE GUM because the taste needs to be masked when you give it BY MOUTH? And he's an OPHTHALMOLOGIST. He figured that, since the cat had an eye problem, and we sent a medication home, that it was supposed to go into the eye. Nevermind that we have a pretty cardinal rule in ophthalmology that if it isn't clear, it doesn't go into an eye EVER.

I've got more stories of stoopit physicians and nurses and pharmacists than you'd ever believe. The other professional schools get all the vet school rejects is all I can figure........

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Response to CTyankee (Reply #58)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:23 PM

110. By having a wealthy, connected father.

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I myself have met some real, honest-to-god morons with very impressive pedigrees. They had everything handed to them.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:59 PM

61. Mittens, I think we all wish those windows did open.

Dumber than W......didn't think that was possible. And yet, they keep turning rocks over and finding these guys.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:16 PM

67. Why, did he fart?

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:18 PM

68. The man's about as sharp as a bowling ball... n/t

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:25 PM

74. There's a silver lining here...

If, horror of horrors, Mitt is elected, one of his first actions would be to install double hung windows in Air Force 1. Needing a bit of fresh air on that long flight to the Cayman Islands, he would become the first president to be sucked out of a plane at 39,000 feet.

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Response to DreamGypsy (Reply #74)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 12:30 AM

113. I am sick of these motherfucking snakes

on this motherfucking plane!

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Response to central scrutinizer (Reply #113)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 02:46 PM

135. Yeah, where's Samuel Jackson when you need him?

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:28 PM

75. Oh dear. This just gets worser and worser.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:31 PM

78. Help me, DU! I'm on the verge of feeling sorry for this numbnuts!

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:38 PM

80. He needs to join Arthur Weasley's project of finding out how airplanes stay up n/t

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:41 PM

82. If only airplanes had O2 masks above each seat. nt

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:42 PM

83. Pssst - I know who the actor was

it's the guy who played "Harvey"

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 08:57 PM

87. yeah, open the window for the dumb ass ...

maybe it will suck his brainless head off his shoulders.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:06 PM

89. I bet mitt's Lying his head off about "the liberal voter"..

why? Because he's always lying his damn head off..just to keep that turd polished.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:08 PM

91. The science is weak with this one. MMMmmm, yes... n/t

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Response to 4lbs (Reply #91)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 06:29 AM

176. Yup. Somewhere in the vastness of the cosmos,

in that spaceship of the imagination, Carl Sagan is banging his forehead bloody on the control panel.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:28 PM

94. I think Mitt SHOULD have a campaign plane where the windows open

Come on...get a Piper Cub, install a new engine because Romney's disaster of a campaign is too much fun, write "Romney-Ryan 2012" in letters as large as you can get on the sides of a Piper Cub, and send him out campaigning in it. Considering how far back he wants to set America, it'd be the perfect vehicle for him.

And just how much stuff does Mitt really need to campaign? A couple of suits, a Book of Mormon and a compact the right shade for him are about all he's gotta have.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:42 PM

95. He's officially a MORON. He probably doesn't know how the radio works with

the window closed.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:58 PM

99. Wow. He's just a dim bulb, isn't he?

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 10:56 PM

104. this is just the cherry on top

this is just the cherry on top of a already fantastic week for Mittens.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 10:58 PM

105. Maybe the windows to his plane SHOULD open--in midair

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With him stepping out of it--no parachute necessary!

Couldn't resist.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:00 PM

106. LMAO, that was just hilarious! xD



Thanx for the laughs, man.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 12:10 AM

112. Does he also think they need to put screen doors on submarines? nt

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 01:51 AM

116. I zipped through the comments, waiting for a punchline that said this was a joke

He reallly IS that stupid.

Ugh. Must go bleach brain.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 02:01 AM

117. They couldn't open the windows

because of the dog shit raining down, or spraying back towards the tail of the plane..Good thing the Pilot and Co-Pilot had all weather windshield wipers. Opening the wing vent on a window would have been messy, to say the least.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:10 AM

118. No no no you must NEVER refer to it as an airplane it's "airCRAFT" just as it's NEVER sports

it's "SPORT". Tut tut tut I'm afraid you'll never fit in with the Rmoney crowd if you don't learn the proper language.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 01:07 PM

120. kick

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Response to kestrel91316 (Reply #120)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 02:13 PM

132. .

Troublemaker.



But seriously, this is one of the best quotes ever. Someone needs to email this to SNL.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 01:09 PM

121. Well what's next?

Will he be announcing his plans for a NASA mission to the Sun? It will be O.K., they're going to go at night! Just keeping up with the anti-science wing of the Republican party.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 01:13 PM

122. That would explain why Gary Oldman, Kelsey Grammar, and Clint Eastwood can't find work.

Also James Caan, James Woods, Heather Locklear, Linda Carter, John Voigt, Chuck Norris, Craig T. Nelson, Kurt Russell, Bruce Willis, and Sylester Stallone.

And Jerry Bruckheimer can't get any of his little art films made because of Republican-hating Hollywood.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 01:47 PM

123. Not to mention the drop in temperature

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The air up there is around 50 or 60 BELOW zero. That would freeze your lungs in about five seconds -- and you would die.

Let's all remember that this is the guy who claimed he put his dog in an "air tight" box on the roof of his car.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 01:52 PM

124. He should add this to his platform.

Make sure planes have windows that open.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 02:03 PM

127. Did Mitt mistake the "Airplane" comedy movie as a documentary on how to handle aircraft emergencies?

Thurston Howell III strikes again!!

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 02:05 PM

128. That's as effing stupid as Reagan's "tree pollution" inanity.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 02:12 PM

130. A friend just explained it. It's all a matter of economics

If the windows could open, they'd have to put in screens to keep the bugs out. That would run into serious money. You have to think these things through carefully.

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 02:45 PM

134. next he'll want screen doors in submarines.nt

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:10 PM

138. Damndest thing, planes don't have external luggage racks either!

Where is one supposed to tie the dog too?

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:13 PM

139. Shit Mitt, haven't you ever seen Goldfinger?

Worth checking out just for educational purposes!


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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:19 PM

140. Probably because the Big Government FAA won't allow it.

if you want the freedom to open your plane window, vote Republican and get the government off your back!

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Response to Doctor_J (Reply #140)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:48 PM

150. Damn Regulations!

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Response to Marie Marie (Reply #150)

Tue Sep 25, 2012, 07:41 AM

178. This is exactly the kind of overy burdensome regulation that Obama has

used to ruin this country for Big Business. Vote Freedom - Vote Teabag!

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:21 PM

141. Oh My F**king God!!

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Response to uponit7771 (Reply #141)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 04:23 PM

159. You will be

saying more than that if you roll down the window on an airplane

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:31 PM

144. Mitt and Ann should fly bi-planes in the future

Those windows are always open.

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Response to LondonReign2 (Reply #144)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 05:07 PM

164. With seamus in a cage on the wing

Actually I prefer just in front of the windshield.

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Response to SmittynMo (Reply #164)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 05:08 PM

165. No one can be this stupid.

I sit corrected

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:40 PM

146. Mitt Romney's Decompression Airlines

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Relax, decompress....


These windows open!

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:44 PM

148. There are so many things wrong with this

#1) The air is so thin at 35k and the pressure is so low that nitrogen in the blood expands and you get the bends.
#2) You'll die of suffocation within minutes
#3) Nothing like a -70 degree blast of "air" in your face

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:56 PM

152. Mittens is going to put The Onion out of business!

Their writers just can't match the hilarity of Mitt's gaffes. If Mittens could make jokes like that on purpose he could make a fortune in standup!

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Response to MindPilot (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 04:03 PM

155. I'd be glad to install a sliding class door on willards plane, no charge

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Mon Sep 24, 2012, 04:21 PM

158. I thought this was an Onion story.

shocking stupidity.

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Mon Sep 24, 2012, 04:30 PM

161. I actually thought Mitt was kinda smart at first

But instead he appears to be not only Dubya stupid, but actually full blown Palin stupid.

The Mitt has hit the fan...

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Mon Sep 24, 2012, 05:47 PM

168. One would think he might have picked up on that after playing

the captain in the beloved Airplane movie

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Mon Sep 24, 2012, 05:53 PM

169. Saw the text below in the comments at Think Progress ... LOL

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"If airplane windows don't roll down, how does the pilot stick his head out the window to make sure his dog is okay?"





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Mon Sep 24, 2012, 10:38 PM

171. Crazy, man. Crazy

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Mon Sep 24, 2012, 11:45 PM

172. K & R

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Tue Sep 25, 2012, 12:04 AM

173. ..

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Tue Sep 25, 2012, 03:21 AM

174. Mitt Romney: The gift that keeps giving.

Comedians, cartoonists and late night talk show hosts have not had it this good in a while!!! Mitt keeps handing them rich juicy material on daily basis. Every word out of Mitt's mouth is either a lie or a gaff- display of absolute ignorance. Really amazing.
It does not surprise me though, because, I will question the intelligence of anyone who believes in MAGIC UNDERWEARS, AND ACTUALLY WEARS THEM, IN A PLANET OR UTOPIA CALLED KOLOB, AND THAT HE WILL BE A GOD WHEN HE DIES AND RULE OVER HIS OWN PLANET!!! Absurd!!
No wonder republicans are against science and intelligence, but celebrate ignorance and religion!!

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Tue Sep 25, 2012, 08:26 AM

179. Ummmmm...Willard.....

That is why they have those little thingies called - um - what are they called now??? Ummm ...

Oh, yeah!!! OXYGEN MASKS that drop in front of your face to be used in cases like that !

Dear Lord, what an idjit!

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