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Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:14 AM

poor thing...A "True" Christian

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Reply poor thing...A "True" Christian (Original post)
kpete Sep 2012 OP
asjr Sep 2012 #1
roguevalley Sep 2012 #23
xmas74 Sep 2012 #27
roguevalley Sep 2012 #43
lunatica Sep 2012 #2
Zambero Sep 2012 #11
xmas74 Sep 2012 #28
bluemarkers Sep 2012 #3
newfie11 Sep 2012 #4
Daemonaquila Sep 2012 #8
Barack_America Sep 2012 #22
pangaia Sep 2012 #38
RB TexLa Sep 2012 #5
Daemonaquila Sep 2012 #6
RB TexLa Sep 2012 #19
Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #21
GreenPartyVoter Sep 2012 #7
Zambero Sep 2012 #10
siligut Sep 2012 #15
siligut Sep 2012 #17
Warpy Sep 2012 #26
Phentex Sep 2012 #46
muntrv Sep 2012 #9
Ikonoklast Sep 2012 #12
zbdent Sep 2012 #13
dawg Sep 2012 #14
Zoeisright Sep 2012 #16
ProudToBeBlueInRhody Sep 2012 #18
Indpndnt Sep 2012 #20
xmas74 Sep 2012 #29
Indpndnt Sep 2012 #32
xmas74 Sep 2012 #35
Indpndnt Sep 2012 #36
xmas74 Sep 2012 #40
Indpndnt Sep 2012 #41
xmas74 Sep 2012 #42
Vinca Sep 2012 #24
Bigmack Sep 2012 #25
theKed Sep 2012 #39
Bluenorthwest Sep 2012 #30
11 Bravo Sep 2012 #37
Special Prosciuto Sep 2012 #31
tjwash Sep 2012 #33
get the red out Sep 2012 #34
1-Old-Man Sep 2012 #44
booley Sep 2012 #45

Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:17 AM

1. Probably still lives with his Mama.

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Response to asjr (Reply #1)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:22 PM

23. he's not a christian. he however is a small penis man

using religion.

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Response to roguevalley (Reply #23)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:38 PM

27. Too bad this isn't facebook

I would so "like" your comment!

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Response to xmas74 (Reply #27)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 10:42 PM

43. its yours, darling. :D

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:19 AM

2. Here he is in another rally

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Response to lunatica (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:10 PM

11. And these people accuse Obama of defacing the flag

Comment, Michelle Maulkins of the world?

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Response to lunatica (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:40 PM

28. Growing up I was taught that this was defacing

and defaming the flag. I couldn't even have anything that looked remotely like a flag on my clothing for this reason, except for the flag patch on my Girl Scout uniform.

When did that change and why is it so wonderful to wear to flag in such a disgustingly gaudy fashion?

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:24 AM

3. oddly enough, cooking

isn't on the list?

(just for the record, gag)

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:32 AM

4. He will remain unmarried

FOREVER

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Response to newfie11 (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:46 AM

8. Sadly, some deluded, self-hating woman will think he's a great catch.

Then he'll reproduce. Knowing how these things go, he's probably into the Quiverfull nonsense.

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Response to Daemonaquila (Reply #8)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 02:34 PM

22. I thought the same thing.

Sad.

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Response to Daemonaquila (Reply #8)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:56 PM

38. Ain't going to happen.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:42 AM

5. Try reading the entire Bible. It's only true in it's entirety and in what it's intended to do.

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Response to RB TexLa (Reply #5)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:43 AM

6. You mean, it's INTENDED as obvious fiction?

And very poorly written, boring fiction at that?

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Response to Daemonaquila (Reply #6)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 02:07 PM

19. No, if I had meant that I would have typed that.

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Response to RB TexLa (Reply #5)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 02:30 PM

21. Yes, yes, that makes perfect sense.

Oh, wait, no it doesn't.

Fiction is fiction.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:44 AM

7. Am I the only person who thinks that is actually a woman?

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Response to GreenPartyVoter (Reply #7)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:08 PM

10. Hard to say...

There are indeed women who hold those beliefs. But one things for sure -- conservatives would have a greater life expectancy (and thereby live to cast more votes) if they'd stop frequenting Chick-Fil-A and Cracker Barrel on a daily basis.

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Response to GreenPartyVoter (Reply #7)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 01:08 PM

15. No, I think the person may be female as well

The smile, the soft skin, the style of glasses, I wouldn't bet on it, but I think it is worth considering.

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Response to GreenPartyVoter (Reply #7)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 01:11 PM

17. In the second picture, no Adam's apple either

The person in the second picture really looks female, more than the first.

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Response to GreenPartyVoter (Reply #7)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:35 PM

26. It's really tough to say, the picture is pretty ambiguous.

I looked at it very carefully and it reads as a pudgy male 20 something to me.

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Response to GreenPartyVoter (Reply #7)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 10:48 AM

46. I thought so upon first glance...

but I'm not really sure.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:50 AM

9. Translation: "Holding up this sign makes up for the fact that a

grasshopper has a bigger penis than I do."

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:13 PM

12. Glutttony is a sin there, Pork Chop.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:47 PM

13. I wonder how much of that fat on this guy is repressed sexual attraction

to "the wrong type" ...

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 01:03 PM

14. This guy is a troglodyte, but ...

we aren't exactly covering ourselves in glory with some of the responses to this thread either.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 01:10 PM

16. Are we sure that's a man?

I can't really tell.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 01:17 PM

18. And yet he probably wonders why he can't get laid (n/m)

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 02:15 PM

20. That's Honey Boo Boo's mom, I'm telling you.

Or her twin. Of course, her mom would smack this person.

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Response to Indpndnt (Reply #20)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:42 PM

29. That's not June.

June would smack the shit out of that guy, much like the Honey Badger.

I love June. She revels in her trashiness. I hope to someday see the foot that she always keeps covered.

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Response to xmas74 (Reply #29)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:02 PM

32. I know. I'm just foolin'. But there is a resemblance!

June would slap him and feed him to Glitzy. Or the family. On camera! And she did show her foot once, in the water park episode. The girls were repulsed. I didn't think it was all that awful. Not attractive, but I was expecting much worse the way she went on about it.

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Response to Indpndnt (Reply #32)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:37 PM

35. I missed the water park episode!

Have you heard about the baby? It has three thumbs.

June would proceed to smack the crap out of anyone who gets in her way. And I'm sure Glitzy would enjoy a decent meal.

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Response to xmas74 (Reply #35)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:46 PM

36. I've heard about the baby, but haven't seen any eps. since the water park.

I never intended to watch any of the episodes, but then got roped into watching the first in a marathon and couldn't look away. The last I saw that day was the water park episode. I've resisted since then, though. But Glitzy is my favorite.

Sorry about hotlinking the pic. I intended to include only a link to the pic. I don't know what I did wrong.

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Response to Indpndnt (Reply #36)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:52 PM

40. Don't worry about the pic.

That happens sometimes.

There are no eppies of the baby yet-I saw the article online in People magazine.

I had no plans to ever watch the show until I read an article on Cracked.com about it.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-honey-boo-boo-redeemed-reality-tv/

(there's a pic of the three thumbed baby there)

I like when they say that, in the end, we're looking at a little girl who just wants to be a princess and a family who will do what they can to make that dream come true. They aren't pushing her over the edge to win at all costs, they aren't taking out second and third mortgages, they aren't abusing her. All they are doing is working with what they have. That's possibly one of the most sincere shows actually on tv right now.

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Response to xmas74 (Reply #40)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 10:27 PM

41. I agree with that about Alana. She's not being pushed. She's definitely all in.

If she didn't want to do this, I'm sure we'd hear all about it. Every single word. The child is not shy! She seems to want to be, as you said, a princess and they're helping her. I think they're playing up their more outrageous antics, but, either way, I don't see the harm. I'm not an ongoing viewer, but I don't regret the time I spent watching those few episodes.

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Response to Indpndnt (Reply #41)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 10:40 PM

42. Of course they're playing up the more outrageous antics.

It is television, after all.

And it's a show that, though I don't go looking for it, I will watch when it's on. I actually find myself cheering for the family, always hoping that something will go right for them.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:24 PM

24. Is that an ugly guy or an ugly woman?

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:30 PM

25. If he had one arm amputated...

... it would cut the number of his sex partners by half.

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Response to Bigmack (Reply #25)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:43 PM

39. If he uses both hands

does that make him a polygamist?

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:48 PM

30. That's a woman holding that sign, and that is exactly what the NT teaches all that

and more. What's the sauce folks have with this? That is what the Bible teaches, just like is says 'gays are all super evil' it also says 'women need to sit down and shut up'. It is a very atavistic book. It is not 'Jebus loves puppies'.

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Response to Bluenorthwest (Reply #30)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:52 PM

37. Yeah, the New Testament is particularly vehement about "ironing".

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 06:51 PM

31. The sign @ lower left says

TOADIE!!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:21 PM

33. Good strong GOP talking points. He votes a straight republican ticket I assume.



Every time Rmoney tells a lie his face gets smaller...

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:27 PM

34. I'm sure that sign cost money

that he should have spent doing something about that MULLET. Does God require a Mullet?

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 08:51 AM

44. Take a close look - I don't think that is a man holding the sign up, I think its a woman.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 10:46 AM

45. Difference between Muslim and Christian Fundies

When criticizing christian fundies I get that question a lot.

You know the one.. "Why do you defend Muslims then? they treat women way worse"

And this is true in a way. Many Muslim countries have atrocious records when it comes to women's rights.

But putting aside all the other problems with that question (like how being for religious freedom doesn't mean I'm for everything members of a particular religion do) there's another issue here.

It seems to me that the only real difference between Muslim misogyny and Christian misogyny is there are countries where Muslims can get away with it.

This guy can preach all he wants. But he's on the losing side. I want to make sure he continues to lose.



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