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Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:58 AM

I suspect this guy does not have a girlfriend and never will

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Reply I suspect this guy does not have a girlfriend and never will (Original post)
Quixote1818 Sep 2012 OP
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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:01 AM

1. And, I believe, his shirt says, "A TRUE CHRISTIAN" in caps lock

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Response to NBachers (Reply #1)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:07 AM

4. "True Christian" always needs a ™!

Always! True Christians™ are making mint off rubes, and those other religions eat into their market share! Then, among True Christians™, some are Truer Christians™ than others. True Christians™ still hate Catolicks, Mor(m)ons, etc., and still talk at the Sunday dinner table about how all other denominations (i.e., non-Southern Batshits) are gonna BURN. I grew up in that twisted environment,and nothing has really changed. They've all tried to come together to present a united front, but it's only for show, and IF and WHEN a "True Christian™" ever gets in charge, they will demand all the infidels either accept their mythology or die (though maybe it might just be deportation at first).

All over an invisible man.

Would be laughable if not so tragically close by.

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Response to xfundy (Reply #4)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:41 AM

84. Yep, a "Real Christian!" And Trademarked too! Wonder if he's also a "Real American," and a

"Real Patriot," that the RW is so fond of talking about.

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Response to NBachers (Reply #1)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:05 AM

44. he should check my middle finger for details.

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Response to NBachers (Reply #1)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 05:17 PM

119. Maybe they were out of the "FAKE CHRISTIAN" shirts that day?

 

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:01 AM

2. What a hunk!

Of something...

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Response to xfundy (Reply #2)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:36 AM

37. Ham? nt

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Response to ballabosh (Reply #37)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:28 AM

141. The body is a temple of GOD

and it seems this fat slob sorta forgot that.

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Response to xfundy (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:33 AM

140. A blob?

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:02 AM

3. lol at his shirt

The church I grew up in believes everything on the sign but they woulda made that backsliding heathen cut his hair.

He's no true christian.

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Response to OriginalGeek (Reply #3)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:09 AM

5. AMEN and GLORY!

He'd have to wear a suit and tie as well. So he could have bidniss with BabyJeebus™.

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Response to xfundy (Reply #5)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:16 AM

69. I know RIGHT!?

God doesn't even listen to people in jeans and t-shirts...I pass a mega church on my way to town fairly often and if it's a Sunday I see people going in dressed in shorts and flip flops! Women even! Wearing PANTS! I expect Sweet little BabyJeebus is laughing at them as they walk into their den of iniquity thinking they going to church...




(lolz)

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Response to OriginalGeek (Reply #3)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:31 PM

102. The school I went to would tell him he is going to Hell

if his hair so much as touched his ears. He's working on the Ninth Circle with that head of stringy, greasy looking hair.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:09 AM

6. Looks like Nugent's really let himself go....

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Response to SunSeeker (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:26 AM

77. +1000

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Response to SunSeeker (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:42 PM

109. lol

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Response to SunSeeker (Reply #6)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:51 AM

143. LOL

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:10 AM

7. His shirt should actually read "I am anti progress".

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:13 AM

8. I thought #6 said "Mostly Depressed" lol

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Response to Tigress DEM (Reply #8)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:13 AM

68. That adequately describes the "True Christian Woman".

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:18 AM

9. Whoa. That's a guy?

I thought it was Honey Boo Boo's mom at first glance. I need sleep.

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Response to Indpndnt (Reply #9)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:11 AM

48. Have a hug, dude

Those are some bad image for the ol' memory bank. It'll be OK. You should think about something purer and with real beauty - mabye a cutie at the beach playing with puppies or a field of flowers

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Response to Indpndnt (Reply #9)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:33 PM

103. ...





This deserves a DUzy.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:27 AM

10. Isn't all that stuff plagiarized?

Lifted directly from the 2012 GOP platform?

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:28 AM

11. I think I'm in love.

Anybody get this guy's phone number?

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Response to Marie Marie (Reply #11)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:29 AM

53. Nope, but I can get you the name of a good therapist

Kidding.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:30 AM

12. Where/when was this fantasmic display of mantilect?

I'll bet his mommy washed his clothes for his little get-together too.

How big do you reckon his pile of porn is? We had a gentleman in our facility once upon a time that had 2.4 tons (yes you read that right) seized and removed from the apartment he was evicted from. There are hoarders of everything it seems, and the loss of his porn left him feeling suicidal.

On second thought, this guy might look familiar . . . .

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Response to Care Acutely (Reply #12)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:01 PM

92. Almost TWO AND A HALF TONS of pr0n?

O.o

That's a lot of fucking porn....

Pun intended.

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Response to Care Acutely (Reply #12)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:06 PM

95. What, did someone weigh it?

Was there one room in this apartment stuffed full of this stuff?

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Response to 47of74 (Reply #95)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:11 PM

135. Yes, they weighed it at the local recycling center (I suspect partly for fun) and sent it

To Asia, because that's where our recycled paper is sold.

My job is never boring.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:32 AM

13. i suspect you are correct ....

'cos "girl-friend", in his mind, probably means a faceless female cooking up a storm & serving it to him, on the couch in front of the tv, continuously during his waking hours spent in the home.

notice: none of his bible quotes are from Jesus himself (assuming his existence).

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Response to marasinghe (Reply #13)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:27 AM

34. or maybe the girlfriend is a blow-up plastic doll.

no real woman should feel that low about herself.

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Response to iemitsu (Reply #34)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:00 AM

41. agree with you, absolutely.

if my daughter ever subscribed to that pathological mindset, i would consider myself a total failure as a father.

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Response to marasinghe (Reply #41)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:13 AM

50. well, you can't control everything.

but you would certainly have every right to be disappointed.

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Response to iemitsu (Reply #34)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:00 AM

42. LOL

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Response to iemitsu (Reply #34)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 07:54 AM

65. Blow-up doll left him and took the flatscreen.

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Response to Darth_Kitten (Reply #65)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:44 AM

85. because she brought the flatscreen to the relationship.

mr big chin was using his mother's old, cast-off black and white before beulah the blow-up arrived.

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Response to iemitsu (Reply #85)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 04:34 PM

115. Impressive.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:32 AM

14. "True Christians"

care about feeding the hungry, clothing the poor, and healing the sick WITHOUT calling them moochers for the fact that they need it.

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Response to tarheelsunc (Reply #14)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:23 AM

75. That's called a "no true scotsman" fallacy.

You can't just redefine your favorite label whenever it turns out that some asshole uses it.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:33 AM

15. Bet he does. n/t

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:36 AM

16. He does so have a girlfriend! Here is her picture:

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #16)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:42 AM

17. LOL. And his on the box.

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #16)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 04:13 AM

56. Okay... I am going to out myself as a total sexual rube here

But what the fuck does one actually do with that thing that could possibly be pleasurable?

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Response to Sen. Walter Sobchak (Reply #56)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:37 PM

105. There are entire sections of web sites devoted to videos of guys

doing their dolls. I know there are usually 3 holes on the dolls that they use, but I'm female. So, I can't answer the question you asked about what is pleasurable, but I've seen videos.

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Response to Jamastiene (Reply #105)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:52 PM

113. sounds like fucking a waterwing



Yeah... that just doesn't do anything for me.

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Response to Sen. Walter Sobchak (Reply #113)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:58 PM

148. I'm sure there is video of that out there.

If you want to avoid being offended while looking for Halloween costumes of animals, you might want to make sure AdBlock knows to stop the keywords: Brony, bronies, furry, furries
while you are at it. Lol, the internet truly has it all, even the stuff we wish we could unsee,

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Response to Jamastiene (Reply #105)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 05:43 PM

124. I really could've gone my whole life

without knowing that

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Response to cyglet (Reply #124)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:56 PM

146. I could have too, but

someone on DU asked and I have had the unfortunate experience of seeing links to that stuff off the side of a page. I hate ads that get through AdBlock, especially those freaky ones.

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Response to Jamastiene (Reply #105)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:08 AM

138. I'm sorry, ma'm, but that information is on a need-to-know basis...

...and Sweet JEzus! I didn't need to know that!

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Response to Sen. Walter Sobchak (Reply #56)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:01 AM

137. You see, when a man and a plastic balloon love each other ...

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Response to Kennah (Reply #137)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:56 PM

147. ...

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #16)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:49 AM

88. wow, mr macho snagged himself an airline stewardess.

bet his gang of basement buddies are jealous.

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #16)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 05:37 PM

123. "Note to self: making love to blow up doll not as good as advertised."

- from the movie Dirty Work

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:43 AM

18. Titus 2.....

looks like he's got a couple of tituses....

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:43 AM

19. Koch head sign holder....

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:44 AM

20. Are you sure that's a guy?

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #20)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 06:40 PM

125. I was thinking the same thing

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:45 AM

21. Too bad that

Michelle Bachmann is already spoken for.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:48 AM

22. I don't understand?

He is very appealing, I would totally date hi.... Wait! WTF? Ironing?! Fuck that!


Never mind...

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Response to DemKittyNC (Reply #22)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:28 AM

35. Would you do it for a..

George Clooney?



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Response to Confusious (Reply #35)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:37 PM

106. Duct Tape Brazilian?

Oh, right...True 'Christian' women don't shave.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:00 AM

23. LOL

My wife was just walking by the computer and paused to read that sign over my shoulder. After a minute she said "I wonder how he'd like having that sign shoved up his ass!"

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Response to PD Turk (Reply #23)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:05 AM

26. hahaha!

That is funny, I was thinking kind of the same thing. Great minds think alike.


Of course he might like that as I am sure that would be more action then he has ever gotten in his entire life.

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Response to DemKittyNC (Reply #26)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:07 AM

28. yeah I love her

but I've always told her not to give up the day job to join the diplomatic corps

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Response to PD Turk (Reply #28)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:07 PM

97. I think I do too!

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Response to PD Turk (Reply #23)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:16 AM

31. Ha! Too funny

and couldn't agree more.

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Response to PD Turk (Reply #23)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:10 PM

98. He'd probably prefer a hawt chick with a strap-on.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:02 AM

24. I Douchebag, 24:7 - "Let there be sammiches."

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Response to chollybocker (Reply #24)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 08:13 PM

129. Ack!

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:03 AM

25. What, exactly, BEGS for such a sign?

And I'm guessing this human roast beef sundae's "not exactly beating them off with a stick"?

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Response to HughBeaumont (Reply #25)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:59 AM

91. yep, my guess is that he adopted the anti-woman stance

as a cover for why no woman would look at him twice.
the promise keeper, ultra-manly, medieval mindset this slob advertizes allows him to believe that his rejection by women is the result of the "feminazi" phenomena sweeping our godless nation.
if only we could keep women in their place the world would be wonderful for unattractive men?
i think that's the real message on the sign.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:06 AM

27. re:I suspect this guy does not have a girlfriend and never will

wonder if he secretly reads playboy? read the chapter before his verses and after . now just the ones he quotes.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:09 AM

29. A TRUE ASSHOLE. N/T

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:16 AM

30. They don't have to cook?

Sit! I ain't buying that.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:18 AM

32. Mr. Twinkie short of a ton is such a catch...

I bet the babes are swarming all over him...

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:26 AM

33. What he lacks in social graces, he makes up for in physical ugliness.

...

That IS a man, right?

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:33 AM

36. I wonder where I can get a

TRUE BUDDHIST tee shirt. I bet there are none available. But you know what? If I have to advertise it...It must mean something is missing.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:37 AM

38. ..and a Mullet shall lead them..

(NT)

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:52 AM

39. he's a hunk a hunk

of burning goo

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:58 AM

40. Troubling that the sign looks mass produced. The country is doomed, damn those morons.

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Response to freshwest (Reply #40)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:05 AM

43. True

This looks way to sophisticated for this guy to have made himself.

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Response to DemKittyNC (Reply #43)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:41 PM

107. It is spelled right.

There is no way that guy made it himself.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:06 AM

45. his girlfriend is Rosie Palm

I confess she's mine too... but for different reasons

I know... I know

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:07 AM

46. It's times like this that I'm glad I'm not a woman.

It keeps me from the ugly visual of this guy crawling on top of me.

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #46)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:09 AM

47. Gee, thanks

I had a different vision of him with that sign up his ass but now I got the crawling on top of me vision stuck in my head... damnit!

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Response to DemKittyNC (Reply #47)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:11 AM

49. See? I'm worth a read now and then.

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #46)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:32 AM

54. Trust me, that ugly visual never came into my mind

Me pointing and laughing until I couldn't breathe, that came to mind.

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Response to tavalon (Reply #54)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:53 AM

55. "Praise the Lord and pass the cheesburgers" came to my mind.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:21 AM

51. I'm thinking....

...he couldn't read and someone told him it said something about Big Macs and 40 ounce sodas.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:22 AM

52. Sleep well tonight. The gene pool is a little bit safer. nt

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 04:21 AM

57. Nice sources - all forgeries

Sorry - Pseudepigraphical*

1 Timothy, written long after Paul was dead

Titus - same again

1 Peter - not by Peter even though it says it is and not by his "secretary" (actually courier) either

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* Pseudepigraphical a polite word used by biblical scholars to hide the fact that much of the Bible is a forgery.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 04:24 AM

58. Let me play Match Maker

 

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Response to mick063 (Reply #58)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:06 PM

96. She was annoying as hell! Here is another one he might actually get


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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 05:26 AM

59. Are you sure that's a guy?

I think it's a woman. S/he has earrings. There must be something in the bible about dudes wearing earrings.

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Response to Matariki (Reply #59)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 05:39 AM

62. Yup.

I think so too.

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Response to Matariki (Reply #59)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:28 PM

110. She needs to discover the BDSM community....

Then she'll be able to live out her submissive fantasies without hurting anyone.

Maybe even have a little fun in life! Turn that frown upsidedown!

(yeah, I think it's a woman too)

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Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #110)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 03:53 AM

150. Haha, I'll tell you a secret

I used to work at Amazon as an editor and I always classified christian 'marriage guides' of that sort into the BDSM section. True.

And I agree with you 100%

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Response to Matariki (Reply #150)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 10:47 AM

152. really? HAHAHAHHAH, that's hilarious!!!!!! You got it right,

that's for sure!

There are relationship websites too that pretend to be christian/traditional. Like "taken in hand", for example. Just admit you're into kink, people!! You'll be much better off.

We're very nice people, really!

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 05:33 AM

60. It's probably also his Christian Mingle profile.

He's praying for a reply!

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 05:39 AM

61. Even Christians no longer live like that

Women have roles in churches - even in the Catholic Church they can be lectors, plan things, be extraordinary ministers. This guy is lagging behind even the fundies.

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Response to treestar (Reply #61)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 07:14 AM

63. Actually, most fundies

Adhere to this principle. Know quite a few.

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Response to mzteris (Reply #63)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:18 AM

70. Yep, and all he needs to do is go to one of their churches to find girlfriends.

Sad really.

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Response to mzteris (Reply #63)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:06 PM

94. Wisconsin Synod is notorious for this...

IIRC Women can't even serve on church councils. The highest chrch position a woman can aspire to in the WELS is sunday school teacher, pastor's/missionary's wife, or "Treasurer's assistant." (read: the assistant does all the real work, whilst the actual treasurer does nothing but report at the council meetings.)

They are truly the darkest of what Garrison Kiellor's describes as "Dark Lutherans."

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Response to TheMightyFavog (Reply #94)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:24 PM

100. Nice

Is that the branch the Gein family belonged to?

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Response to TheMightyFavog (Reply #94)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 05:14 PM

118. I live in WI now,

but was in North Carolina for nearly 25 years before (grew up mainly in GA, AL, KY, SC & NC). I last lived in Wake Forest - home of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary that turned Southern Baptists from moderate individualistic thinkers into brainwashed lockstep inerrancy fundamentalists. They did it by only allowing professors who were of like mind to teach the incoming aspiring theologians.

I also hs'd my son - (No need to get off on THAT tangent - our group was liberal thank you very much) - so was familiar with those who hs'ed for merely religious reasons. Unfortunately, there is a whole curriculum designed for the fundamentalist hsed daughter called "Hearthkeepers". It's designed to teach the females to grow up and be good wives, mothers, housekeepers, helpmeets, subservient children of God, the pastor, their husbands, (and yes in that order), and eventually even their own sons once they are men. It's truly abhorrent and awful. (But not a reason to take away the rights of parents to homeschool their children. Don't want to get into that argument, btw . . . just wanted to offer up evidence of the evil being done to women in the name of a patriarchal religion (though aren't they all? Well, excepting the Pagans)

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 07:53 AM

64. Hey, sit and spin on it, boy.

He's just sore and bitter because women have something called lives.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 08:02 AM

66. He needs to move to Saudi Arabia.

Or, the Taliban-controlled parts of Afghanistan. I think he'd be really happy there. But, then again, I would pity the poor woman who would be his arranged wife. Better he stay here with his porn collection and his idiotic sign.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:08 AM

67. Let me know where he is with that sign.

I can send some 20-something women over there to mock him a bit.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:19 AM

71. His mother must be so proud.


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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:21 AM

72. Proverbs 23:21 ...

"For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty / and drowsiness shall clothe him with rags."

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:22 AM

73. I'd agree, based on his looks. But as for the sign, you'd be surprised how many religious women

agree. They like the idea of abdicating the responsibility for their lives to another. Maybe that's who Romney was referring to in his 47% speech?

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:30 AM

74. Any takers, ladies?

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:25 AM

76. The book of Peter.... Where else.... nt

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:27 AM

78. This is what religious subsidies by the govt give us.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:31 AM

79. Gee, it's in the bible, so we all gotta do it - what a F'en fool ...

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:33 AM

80. Jesus is so lucky to have him! nt

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:36 AM

81. I wish we had a time machine so jerks like this could go live in

the period of time they desire so much.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:37 AM

82. ... nor a boyfriend! n/t

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:40 AM

83. Proverbs 23:2

Of course it is always someone else who needs to follow the bible.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:47 AM

86. It just stuns me that in this day and age, in this country, there are such backward people. n/t

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:47 AM

87. Are you sure that is a guy?

 

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:55 AM

89. Well, duh

 

Just look at this fucking slob.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:59 AM

90. Did he leave his club and spear back at the cave?

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:02 PM

93. And it's prboably been years since he's seen his only willie!

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:11 PM

99. what an a**hole

 

fat, ugly, long crappy looking hair....he's just pissed cause no chick will date him, better yet marry him

and like another poster stated....no cooking? he really NEEDS a cook! he's wasting away...skin and bones!

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:25 PM

101. Good gawd.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:33 PM

104. Oooh, that guy will turn me straight.

 



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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:42 PM

108. Hubba, hubba...

what a tub a shit!

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:30 PM

111. Don't be so sure.

Serial killers in prison get love letters and marriage proposals from women all of the time.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:36 PM

112. I've sent a message to the Duchess...

A photo like this of an inbred douche fountain holding a moronic sign is just begging for a response from her. Hopefully she'll oblige.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:58 PM

114. Yuk.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 04:44 PM

116. Wow! He must have women lined up at the door.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 04:47 PM

117. I'm betting he's a comedian!



'doing dishes' etc. This has to be comedy!

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 05:24 PM

120. And he should go on a diet and get a haircut!

 

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 05:28 PM

121. I REALLY think that's a woman...

Earrings, facial structure (What little you can see) and the fingernails are very feminine. I'm large, but at least you can tell what gender I am. Just saying.

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Response to YellowRubberDuckie (Reply #121)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 07:58 PM

127. Most women don't cut their sideburns like that

unless they have very short hair. This looks like a man to me. I also suspect this is the loneliest man in the world.

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Response to Oilwellian (Reply #127)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 08:23 PM

131. Men don't keep their nails like that...

And it looks like she hasn't cut her hair or styled it in a while, so I don't think we can judge by the sideburns.

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Response to YellowRubberDuckie (Reply #121)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 08:18 PM

130. It's Pat?

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 05:33 PM

122. Is he a translater for the Taliban?

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 06:59 PM

126. Well there's always a hand

Right and left. Aaahhhh...never mind. And I hope children don't read my smut.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 08:00 PM

128. Standard Mormon doctrine?

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 08:27 PM

132. Not unless he kidnaps one and keeps her tied up in the basement. n/t

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 08:31 PM

133. No wonder he is huge. Holding up that sign was the most work he has done in his life.

Bet his mother was abused by his father and he thinks it is normal and she still waits on Jr. to this day. No other woman would want any part of him.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 10:59 PM

134. It would be difficult to respect any woman

 

that agreed with any damn thing this guy thinks.

I can only imagine a few exceptions.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:25 PM

136. Oooh, he looks like quite a catch!

I bet women are lined up around the block to get a piece of that!

(Do I even need a sarcasm smiley?)

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Response to distantearlywarning (Reply #136)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:48 AM

142. Lol, yes they probably are...

He's probably got a whole bunch of women off camera trying to throw themselves at him.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:30 AM

139. Isn't this Willard Rmoney's specialist in charge of overcoming the candidate's gender gap?

If he's not, he's missing his calling.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:53 AM

144. Seen on FB

"I don't take advice from guys with mullets"

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:54 AM

145. All I have to say is even Hitler had a girlfriend.


oy!

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 01:03 PM

149. OMG, first glance I thought that was my sister-in-law

Thought her evangelical husband was punishing her for daring to talk "politics" with us "ladies" at the family reunion last weekend. She told us her hasband did not allow her to vote but she liked Obama. I told her she needed to wake up and realize she had rights. Also offered to have her brother talk with her husband and offered her a roof is she and the children decide to get awayfrom him.

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Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Mon Sep 24, 2012, 06:42 AM

151. A looker like him? You don't think he'll ever find a woman?

I don't know what's uglier...his mind or his physical appearance.

I think the doctors accidentally threw out the baby and kept the placenta when he was born.

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