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Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:52 AM

Mitt Romney's chip malfunctions yet again

As Romney walked back to the plane to shake hands with the five individuals who drove vans in the motorcade, your pooler asked Romney if he was going to be campaigning a little harder from here on out.

Romney's response:

”Ha ha. We’re in the stretch aren’t we? Look at those clouds. It’s beautiful,” he said, pointing to the sky. “Look at those things.”




http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012/wp/2012/09/20/romney-on-new-campaign-strategy/

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Reply Mitt Romney's chip malfunctions yet again (Original post)
Cali_Democrat Sep 2012 OP
C_U_L8R Sep 2012 #1
Wounded Bear Sep 2012 #2
Indpndnt Sep 2012 #5
nolabear Sep 2012 #3
Kalidurga Sep 2012 #4
Cali_Democrat Sep 2012 #6
Zambero Sep 2012 #7
Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #8
Cali_Democrat Sep 2012 #11
pinboy3niner Sep 2012 #9
LineLineNew Reply .
ProSense Sep 2012 #14
krispos42 Sep 2012 #15
calimary Sep 2012 #10
MattBaggins Sep 2012 #16
randome Sep 2012 #18
aint_no_life_nowhere Sep 2012 #12
ProSense Sep 2012 #13
foo_bar Sep 2012 #17
ArnoldLayne Sep 2012 #19
Frank Cannon Sep 2012 #20

Response to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:54 AM

1. LDS or LSD ???

Trippy Mitt

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:55 AM

2. I suspect he's shifting to "It's in God's hands, now" mode.......

Good luck with that.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #2)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:23 AM

5. Or the other platitude: "Everything happens for a reason."

Yeah, because Willard's a weasel.

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:57 AM

3. Well, it's finally happened.

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:20 AM

4. Is anyone collecting these gems?

Lemon, wet, good.

The trees are the right height.

No one asked for my birth certificate.

I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed.

My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs.

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Response to Kalidurga (Reply #4)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:28 AM

6. There's this video that made made in Jan 2012



But think of all the awkward moments he had since then.

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:28 AM

7. Ah yes, the clouds

All just the right height!

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:40 AM

8. He's ready to go to his own planet a little early.

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #8)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:38 PM

11. He is the most robotic presidential candidate I've ever seen.

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 01:58 AM

9. Clouds. White. Fluffy.

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #9)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:48 PM

14. .



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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #9)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:56 PM

15. *click*

Identify object: cloud, cumulus.
Emotional triggers: nice day, pleasant day, warmth, sunshine, non-threatening, pretty, calming, soothing.
Suggested vocalization: "Look at those clouds. It's beautiful."
No conflicts found.
Commence vocalization: ""Look at those clouds. It's beautiful."
Negative reaction from intended recipient. Begin emphasis, step 1:
Point to cloud, cumulus.
Gesture confirmed.
Commence emphasis vocalization: "Look at those things."
Reaction from intended recipient: inconclusive.
Default reaction: change subject matter.

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 02:03 AM

10. They must be the right height.

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Response to calimary (Reply #10)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:59 PM

16. or the right shade of white

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Response to MattBaggins (Reply #16)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 07:17 PM

18. A Whiter Shade of Pale.

Mitt thinks he's seducing us.

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:41 PM

12. Cloudcuckooland beckons

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:47 PM

13. Weird Willard

Deep thoughts from Mitt Romney

by Hunter

He's trying to sound human, he really, really is:

Romney in Louisiana, per pool: "Did the water come from the sky, or the rivers, or the ocean?"
— @elisefoley via TweetDeck

Yes. Yes it did.

- more -

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/08/31/1126454/-Deep-thoughts-from-Mitt-Romney


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Response to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 07:12 PM

17. Romney Five needs input!

It's begging for an autotune remix (say The Orb with backing vocals by the Ooh Aah Double Rainbow guy)

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Response to foo_bar (Reply #17)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 05:11 AM

19. K&R

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 07:36 AM

20. That's just how they talk on Kolob.

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