Limbaugh: Penises now ’10 percent smaller’ and shrinking because of ‘feminazis’

[Playinghardball]

Rush Limbaugh on Thursday lashed out at feminists — who he called “feminazis” — over the news that male genitalia are shrinking.

The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors.

But Limbaugh wasn’t buying that explanation.

“I think it’s feminism,” he declared. “If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.”

“Give ‘em time and they’ll blame Bush. But air pollution vs. feminazis? Ha!”

In 2009, Limbaugh worried that the Center for Disease Control was considering a proposal to encourage circumcision for all baby boys.

“If we need to save our penises from anybody, it’s Obama,” he said at the time.

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[rhett o rick]

1. I wondered what was going on. nm

[mr_hat]

6. Yeah. Thanks a lot, feminists. <

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

2. Yeah, when you can find yours let us know D Cup.... On second thought don't. nt

[renie408]

8. EXACTLY. I figured he must have gotten it pierced and uses a metal detector to find it.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

12. He had to tag his own dick like scientists do for sharks to be able to find them in the wild. nt

[alphafemale]

30. A TRex would have more success.

Thunder Rex - Mean nasty beast that can't reach it's own dick.

Thunder Rush - Mean nasty beast that can't reach it's own dick.


hmmmm

[renie408]

3. Oh god...did you have to say 'Rush Limbaugh' and 'penis' in the same post??

[DemKittyNC]

4. If anyone

is an expert of Penises - He is.

[Brickbat]

5. *Flex*

[Darth_Kitten]

7. He's such a Nazi piece of shit.

He probably can't see his own tiny little pecker. Desperate moron.

[Xipe Totec]

9. This, spoken with a straight face, by the biggest prick in the universe. nt

[villager]

10. Did he say whether that explains his being 50% smaller?

[mysuzuki2]

11. Ah, so that explains it!

I thought it was just because I was getting old.

[alsame]

13. Hey guys,

I'm sorry

[Nostradammit]

14. He thinks women want SMALLER penises?

(penii?)

[renie408]

19. Feminists are all lesbians at heart, so they don't want ANY penis. Duh.

[Ebadlun]

32. penes

Third declension.

[City Lights]

15. Freak! eom

[gordianot]

16. Those feminazis should stop slapping Rush.

Envious twerp they must have laughed at him in gym class.

[Darth_Kitten]

26. The girls didn't go for Rusty.

[MagickMuffin]

17. ALL Hail the Mighty Powers of Women

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We will not only shrink your penises but your minds as well.

At least we won't have to work to hard at it, considering the republicon mind is already the size of a peanut.


Oops, silly typos.

[lastlib]

50. and they never get pregnant from being raped....

...they just shut that whole thing down. (Told to me by an expert in the field of rape gynecology, Rep. Todd Akin)



(in case it was needed)

[dixiegrrrrl]

65. "I am woman, hear me roar...."

Damn!!! it's great to be so powerful!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. Speak for yourself, Limpballs.

[liberalmuse]

20. Science isn't his strong suit, is it?

I'm disappointed in Rush. He should have gone with the "Feminazi vaginas have increased in size by 15% over the last 50 years". Doesn't he watch Larry David?

[backscatter712]

21. Perhaps he's speaking from first-hand experience? n/t

[blue neen]

22. Actually, Rush, it's because of Oxycontin addiction.

Uh huh.

[Blue Idaho]

23. Didn't his fall off after excessive drug abuse?

I think I remember hearing that... ;-D

[oswaldactedalone]

24. This from a person

using that term loosely, who takes viagara on foreign sex trips to see how many underage girls he can have sex with.

The only thing that guy deserves is a funeral.

[arcane1]

43. Assuming, of course, that they were girls n/t

[DiverDave]

56. It's underaged BOYS, not girls

not that the difference matters to the ugly fat child molester.
It shows that MONEY can buy your way out of anything.

[EOTE]

25. That's only when you average in Rush's "innie".

Otherwise, penis length has remained rather stable over the past few decades.

[wryter2000]

27. He's been out measuring, has he? n/t

n/t

[Playinghardball]

28. Rush is a 'dick' and he's not getting any smaller...

[lastlib]

52. Nah, he's just foreskin....

....he's not man enough to be a full dick.

[Initech]

29. If we extrapolate this it means that Limbaugh and his wingnut followers all scored 10% lower on the TMI index.

[theKed]

31. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

*big breath*

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, Rush. We are all stupider for your having existed.

[HopeHoops]

33. He should know about small penises - he hasn't been able to find his own in 30 years.

[Autumn]

34. ’10 percent smaller’ my ass. I heard a rumor his ex said she needed a magnifying

glass and tweezers to get to his. I can't swear to it and I have no proof but some people say.

[Oilwellian]

35. Stated by an ass who takes Viagra?

I had no idea women caused his, ahem, condition.

[Spazito]

36. LOL, well, seeing as he is the only one who sees "feminazis" around every corner...

I will take his word on his shrinking member. I tend to think his size problem relates more to lack of blood flow to both his big head and his little one.

[War Horse]

37. I just hope he doesn't offer photographic evidence

You know, of the autobiographic kind...

[Marie Marie]

38. Wow, I never realized what a wondrous instrument that I possess.

First, I learned that my vagina can magically shut down rapist sperm and now I find out that it has the power to shrink men's penises. Who knew? I feel so empowered. No wonder that they fear the vagina so much. I am getting such an education on my lady parts from Republican men.

[Warren DeMontague]

39. Only 10%, Rush?

Okay, I know, it wasn't that big to begin with.

[Tsiyu]

40. Actually, Rush, it's probably the BPA

Oh, and Oxycontin

But seriously, we shrunk his pee-pee now? Is THAT what this War on Women is all about?




Hells bells

[Alduin]

41. He probably can't find his penis.

What an idiot.

[sdfernando]

42. Great! So for Rush Limpbone, in another 25 years....

he will be just a bit below "average" size!

[Kingofalldems]

44. He should post in DU's Men's Department

[Aerows]

45. Hey, Rush

Just because you have a small prick and are a big prick doesn't mean everyone else has one or IS one. Try laying off the Oxycontin for a few days.

[nobodyspecial]

46. Nah, he's a bigger dick than ever.

[Angry Dragon]

47. Limbaugh dropped his pants and looked in the mirror

and said 'I wish i could see my member'

[Blue Owl]

48. How much you wanna bet his new sponsor is "Extenze" or some such outfit?

"Hey look -- there's Smilin' Rush!"

[kestrel91316]

49. I'm thrilled to have contributed to that bloviating asswipe's genital problems.

[lastlib]

51. Odd--rushboy seems to be the only one who's noticed.....

Maybe it's the OxyContin Effect.

[DiverDave]

53. Wait...what???

he says it's my wife's (and everybody else's that I aint built like John Holmes?

This guy is a loon, time to take a nice long rest, and talk to some folks about this issue.
I really have no problem with my-um- equipment and think ol
limbaugh has gone round the bend, at long last

[Marrah_G]

54. Dear Rush

Perhaps your shrinking penis is due to your incredibly bad health and addictions.

[Arugula Latte]

55. Who wants to start a band called "Rush Limbaugh's Shrinking Penis"?

Anyone? ... Anyone?

[Playinghardball]

62. how about Rush And The Little Dicks?

[Amonester]

57. That guy is mentally ill.

He should consult specialists to cure his mental illness as soon as possible (as in, early tomorrow).

[PA Democrat]

58. Calling on all of my sister feminazis to focus all of our penis-shrinking rays

together at 12:00 midnight tonight on Rush Limbaugh. That'll teach him .

[livetohike]

69. Okay, I'm in

[kevinbgoode1]

59. OMG. Time to pierce a tiny dumbbell to our buddies. . .

. . .and start doing sets of curls every day.

[stevenleser]

60. He's been searching for a reason for his inadequacies for years

When the history books are written 100+ years from now and the issue of why it took so long to solve problems of late 20th and early 21st century America are discussed, this guy and the garbage he peddled will certainly be determined to be part of the reason.

[Duer 157099]

61. In fact, if he is trying to say that women with more testosterone have an effect on penis size...

then he's actually correct, except it is the OPPOSITE, a woman with high testosterone levels during pregnancy will have a son with a larger member.

[reflection]

63. Did he say anything about the Clenis? n/t

[IDemo]

64. In some cases, more than one head may be shrinking

or even vanishing completely.

[Carolina]

66. he should know

since he sees evidence of such shrinkage every time he takes a whizz

[mykpart]

67. Seriously,

the man is having TIAs. Get him to a hospital, quick.

[salvorhardin]

68. Damn you Marlo Thomas!

I knew I shouldn't have listened to "Free To Be... You And Me" so many times!

[nolabear]

70. "Free to Be...Whatthehellhappenedtomypenis???"

[Darth_Kitten]

71. Rush Limbaugh: obsessed with both Nazis and penises.

Huge Nazi, tiny penis (though no human female worth anything ever saw it)

[WinkyDink]

72. Rush did his research in the Dominican Republic.

[craigmatic]

73. He should speak for himself my penis is the same size it's always been. If there's shrinkage

happening to rush's penis put the blame where it deserves to be- on the drugs.

[Marr]

74. Anyone else notice the causes cited by the actual researchers are things Limbaugh SUPPORTS?

Polluters, smoking, and obesity.

[47of74]

75. I believe we have a case of...

[Raine]

76. Always believing yourself to be a VICTIM huh Rush

that seems to be the big word in your party nowadays. Poor Rush you're so victimized. Bwahahahahahaha!

[Yavin4]

77. Would This Include Gay Men?

How would feminism affect a Gay man's penis size?

[MineralMan]

78. How would he know? He hasn't seen his in years.

This is maybe one of the stupidest things Limbaugh has ever said.

[Digit]

79. Needledick the Bugfucker said what?

Why is he still on the air anyway?

[Snarkoleptic]

80. Rush has a 20% belly fat increase resulting in him seeing 20% less wang.

Grabs the mic and conservatively estimates all men have 10% less wang without mentioning gut increase.
Problem solved.

[MrMickeysMom]

81. Keep telling yourself that, numb nuts...

No, they're really numb. He's definitely masturbated his mouth SO MUCH, he's forgotten how to take care of "Mr. Rush", thus scrotucus gone-acus.

You mean they can shrink even more?

[Generic Other]

82. Well his penis has shrunk as his belly grew

but he's such a big dick it all evens out in the end!