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Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:08 PM

If Mitt were Santa Claus, he'd fire the Reindeer and outsource the Elves!

fucking great lines from Strickland!

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Reply If Mitt were Santa Claus, he'd fire the Reindeer and outsource the Elves! (Original post)
demwing Sep 2012 OP
cynatnite Sep 2012 #1
fadedrose Sep 2012 #14
FirstLight Sep 2012 #2
Xipe Totec Sep 2012 #3
Cleita Sep 2012 #8
Xipe Totec Sep 2012 #11
The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2012 #4
tk2kewl Sep 2012 #5
demwing Sep 2012 #6
valerief Sep 2012 #7
Viva_La_Revolution Sep 2012 #9
skeewee08 Sep 2012 #10
WorseBeforeBetter Sep 2012 #12
fadedrose Sep 2012 #13
chieftain Sep 2012 #15
ThoughtCriminal Sep 2012 #16

Response to demwing (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:09 PM

1. Ryan would shoot the reindeer, hang their heads on his wall and deport elves after Mitt fired them.

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Response to cynatnite (Reply #1)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:32 PM

14. "outsource the elves"

you were close....

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Response to demwing (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:09 PM

2. i know!



ETA: My kid chimed in "If he did, then the Kids would all go after him!!"
I love my little liberal!

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Response to demwing (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:09 PM

3. He'd roast the reindeer

and put the elves to work turning the spit.

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Response to Xipe Totec (Reply #3)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:19 PM

8. He'd get

Paul Ryan to bow shoot them first.

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Response to Cleita (Reply #8)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:25 PM

11. And get Rush

to provide the natural gas.

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Response to demwing (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:10 PM

4. If Mitt were Santa Claus he'd make the kids buy their own presents.

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Response to demwing (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:11 PM

5. My 5 year old was watching and he got a good laugh out of that one!

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Response to demwing (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:13 PM

6. I'd add - "and everybody would get coal in their stocking, but NO SOLAR" /nt

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Response to demwing (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:17 PM

7. Fabulous!

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Response to demwing (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:21 PM

9. OutsourcedElf has joined twitter!

@OutsourcedElf

Seeking Employment: good with hands, fast worker, can tell difference between naughty v. nice. Thanks Mitt

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Response to demwing (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:24 PM

10. I like

Mitts money needs a passport

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Response to skeewee08 (Reply #10)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:27 PM

12. Summering on the beaches of the Cayman Islands...

and wintering on the slopes of Switzerland.

He was cute.

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Response to demwing (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:30 PM

13. He was amazing...

Never heard him speak before.

He said, among a lot of other things, Romney needs a "Passport for his money, - it summers in the Cayman Islands and winters on the ski slopes of Switzerland."

Also said, "Matthew 6:2l: 'Where your treasure is, there you heart will be also'."

That's nailing Romney pretty good...

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Response to demwing (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:39 PM

15. Ho Ho Ho !!!!n/t

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Response to demwing (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 09:45 PM

16. Plenty of coal for everyone though!



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