Hey, just so y'all are aware...

[Jester Messiah]

If you should happen to be falling all over yourself laughing at how poorly things are going for the Republicans, their pathetic attempts at creating anything resembling a coherent platform, their tendency to ramble/mumble/grumble at imaginary people and inanimate objects, or just the complete caricature they've made of themselves...

your "head is exploding" or they are "living rent free in your head."

Yes folks, this is what the crackpots truly believe. It almost feels uncharitable to keep laughing at them... but at the same time, who can help it?

Here's to four more years. In the meantime, let's just enjoy the show!

[a geek named Bob]

1. A this point..

The big show is waiting for them to have ANOTHER car wreck.

These guys are going out of their way to not only drop the ball, but place it carefully on the 50 yard line, and then shoot it.