Reasons to vote for the Mittster

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	Because chairs are people, too!
	0 (0%)
	Because I need a ride in his car elevator!
	0 (0%)
	Because it's fun watching wackos throw their nuts across the room!
	1 (50%)
	Because he cheats on his taxes, just like me!
	0 (0%)
	Because I want him to screw up this country as badly as he screwed up his convention!
	0 (0%)
	Because he showed us how to deal with opponents like Ron Paul!
	0 (0%)
	Because I'll enjoy firing him later!
	0 (0%)
	Because he's a lawyer whose father was born abroad!
	0 (0%)
	Because he's the kind of guy W likes to share a case of beer with!
	1 (50%)
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[Coyotl]

1. Erratta = don't you mean a chair elevator

[lumpy]

2. Sorry, I cannot come up with one reason for voting for the Mittster.

The empty chair has more appeal.

[dimbear]

3. If I share a case of beer with Mitt and W, I get to drink it all. Only reason I can think of. n/t