Sat Sep 1, 2012, 05:27 PM
MrScorpio (57,717 posts)
Republicans are like people who serve shit sandwiches…
Last edited Sat Sep 1, 2012, 08:00 PM - Edit history (2)
And will charge more than the going rate for the dining experience, all while saying that the healthy and tasty meal in the place across the street is bad for you. They declare that eating shit sandwiches is in fact patriotic and builds good moral character. Good Americans eat shit sandwiches, they say.
However, when Republicans are riding high in the saddle from all the shit sandwiches they've sold, they themselves are dining fine on filet mignon. If you're not eating as well as they are, then you must deserve the shit sandwich that they've sold to you.
People who vote for Republicans will gladly eat that shit sandwich and will thank them for the privilege. Somehow, they just can't figure out why it's not a good idea to eat it, even if they know better in the back of their minds.
The thing that they hate most is the idea that some undeserving person will get their grimy hands on THEIR shit sandwich. That would be the worst thing in the world.
When I hear people telling me that they hate Obama because he's a "commie" or a "Kenya", it's pretty clear that these are folks who like the taste of Republican shit sandwiches and are scared to death of the idea of eating real food.
I choose to not be that person who eats shit sandwiches and I'll always steer folks to good food instead whenever I can. JusT like me, I know that you'll keep telling them that shit sandwiches aren't good for them.
That's because we don't want to have to eat them ourselves because there's nothing else left, right?
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Republicans are like people who serve shit sandwiches… (Original post)
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Sun Sep 2, 2012, 12:15 PM
Canuckistanian (42,288 posts)
5. The GOP's version of America is like a shit sandwich
The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat
The plural of "anecdote" is not "data"