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Sat Sep 1, 2012, 05:27 PM

Republicans are like people who serve shit sandwiches…

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And will charge more than the going rate for the dining experience, all while saying that the healthy and tasty meal in the place across the street is bad for you. They declare that eating shit sandwiches is in fact patriotic and builds good moral character. Good Americans eat shit sandwiches, they say.

However, when Republicans are riding high in the saddle from all the shit sandwiches they've sold, they themselves are dining fine on filet mignon. If you're not eating as well as they are, then you must deserve the shit sandwich that they've sold to you.

People who vote for Republicans will gladly eat that shit sandwich and will thank them for the privilege. Somehow, they just can't figure out why it's not a good idea to eat it, even if they know better in the back of their minds.

The thing that they hate most is the idea that some undeserving person will get their grimy hands on THEIR shit sandwich. That would be the worst thing in the world.

When I hear people telling me that they hate Obama because he's a "commie" or a "Kenya", it's pretty clear that these are folks who like the taste of Republican shit sandwiches and are scared to death of the idea of eating real food.

I choose to not be that person who eats shit sandwiches and I'll always steer folks to good food instead whenever I can. JusT like me, I know that you'll keep telling them that shit sandwiches aren't good for them.

That's because we don't want to have to eat them ourselves because there's nothing else left, right?

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MrScorpio Sep 2012 OP
luv_mykatz Sep 2012 #1
RagAss Sep 2012 #2
Scuba Sep 2012 #3
ananda Sep 2012 #4
Canuckistanian Sep 2012 #5
MrScorpio Sep 2012 #6

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2012, 07:27 PM

1. You hit that one out of the park.

Bravo, Mr. Scorpio.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2012, 07:52 PM

2. Good post....n/m

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sun Sep 2, 2012, 07:31 AM

3. MrScorpio nails the Republican sheeple.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sun Sep 2, 2012, 09:07 AM

4. Serve shit, tell you it's ice cream..

.. and then the media keeps up the illusion
till many people actually believe it.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sun Sep 2, 2012, 12:15 PM

5. The GOP's version of America is like a shit sandwich

The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat

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Response to Canuckistanian (Reply #5)

Sun Sep 2, 2012, 02:07 PM

6. I love that!

Pure genius!

Thanks

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