Two people who performed last night that should have stayed home
Clint Eastwood and a this guy:
Kent State dominated Towson in the first half of their season-opening game on Thursday, but that doesnít mean they displayed an overall mastery of the game of football. Take for instance what occurred in the play seen above. Kent State was punting to Towson, and the ball touched the returner, making it live. Kent Stateís Andre Parker recovered the ball at the seven-yard line, and he inexplicably began running the WRONG WAY!
As dumb of a move as Parkerís was, a few Towson players werenít much wiser. Two players combined to chase down Parker and tackle him inside the 30. They were immediately chewed out by their coaches for the stupid move.
"If ye love...the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."