everyone ready for tonight's Romney Drinking Game?

[kpete]

[elleng]

1. Which I could handle it.

CAN'T STAND listening to their lies.

[rox63]

2. If we take a shot every time he tells a lie

We'll all die of alcohol poisoning.

[Cleita]

4. No kidding.

You can reach a degree of high though to make the rest of it less painful.

[a geek named Bob]

6. The other problem would be

pouring and drinking them quick enough.

[Island Blue]

12. You'll need a straw.

And more than one bottle.

[a geek named Bob]

13. and perhaps a stomach pump

maybe we should play the seltzer version?

[wryter2000]

3. I'm not sure even that will get me through

Is Judge Judy going to be pre-empted for this disaster? If so, I may have to leave the TV off entirely.

[Cleita]

7. If you get Current TV, watch it instead. They put up the off-the-cuff

tweets from ordinary people alongside the speeches. Many are hilarious.

[wryter2000]

9. That sounds great

Unfortunately, I don't get Current.

[Cleita]

11. Best to just follow it on DU then. n/t

[nolabear]

16. Oh dear...I sense a long night ahead.

I'm such a sucker for good snark.

[gkhouston]

5. Planning on upgrading my operating system tonight, so I'll take option B. n/t

[Lebam in LA]

8. I'll have to take b)

I only have 2 bottles of wine left

[2pooped2pop]

10. I'm a light drinker now days

I think I'll just have a drink for his gaffes. The legitimate ones and the illegitimate ones. Both when he says something wrong, ie; "the next Potus, Paul Ryan," and when he says something he means claiming misspeak only after people tell him it was wrong, Like his entire olympics trip.

I could die of alcohol poisoning.

[HopeHoops]

14. Weird. I just saw a bottle of that a few days ago, and yes, the Russian says "Russian Standard".

Ruusskie Standart" is the phonetic pronunciation.

Make the game easy - take a shot when he says something.

[Brigid]

15. If you pick option B . . .

You won't even need a bottle.

[Floyd_Gondolli]

17. Can I do bong hits instead of shots?

It is a work night after all..

[zappaman]

18. I'm taking a shot when he or anyone else mentions mormonism.

Yes, I plan on a sober evening...

The Rude Pundit ?@rudepundit
Driest drinking game of the RNC: Do a shot whenever anyone mentions Mormonism.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

19. I better use something softer. Wine maybe?

I'm waxing my legs later, and while I like a wee bit of a buzz before I start, I'm pretty sure being so drunk I can't tell my leg from my cat could end badly.

[longship]

22. ROFLMAO!

The mind's visual on your post is hilarious.

Way to go.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

23. Sure, it's easy for all of us to laugh.

We're not the cat!

There's no such thing as enough humor during the RNC.

[longship]

24. I love your posts, Lone Star. nt

[pinboy3niner]

20. Rut-roh. It hasn't even started and already I can't pronounce the name on the label!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. How about every time he smacks his lips or sucks his teeth

while he tells a lie? If you take a shot on just lies alone we may not recover from all the lost brain cells.