''Startled'' Sheriff Shoots Navy Vet In Her Own Breast In Her Own Back Yard
Maybe This Shot-Up Navy Veteran Lady Will Think Twice Before ‘Startling’ A Sheriff In Her Back Yard Again
WONKETTE 4:20 pm August 23, 2012
by Kris E. Benson
Rosco P Coltrane, Sheriff at-Large
Hello San Diego Sheriff’s Department! How are you protecting and serving the people of San Diego today? Oh, just by shooting Navy veterans while trespassing on their property because you are “startled,” that’s all, no big deal! Also, he’s SORRY, she STARTLED him (srsly) so what more do you people want?
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