List of people who should be consulted about rape, from most reliable to least reliable

[derby378]

1. Rape survivors who have become counselors for other survivors
2. All other rape survivors
3. Counselors who have not been raped
4. Spouses and family members of rape survivors
5. Best friends of rape survivors
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994. Male chauvinist cops
995. Dubious pop psychologists
996. Repentant rapists
997. Unrepentant rapists
998. GG Allin
999. Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO)

That is all.

[Panasonic]

1. You forgot to add...

1000. Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI)

They both have the same philosophy when it comes to abortions.

[derby378]

3. Nah, Ryan is #988 on the list...

Same "philosophy" does not necessarily equal same batshit musings on women's bodies being able to "shut that whole thing down."

[Kalidurga]

2. I wouldn't trust Akin with an engineering question

Dude probably thinks pi is 3 cause it's in the wholly babble.

[smirkymonkey]

5. I wouldn't trust Akin with directions to the local Post Office.

That guy gives stupid a whole new dimension.

[Kalidurga]

6. what local post office republicans what to shut that thing down. nt

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Julian Assange supporters belong somewhere in there, surely

[msanthrope]

8. # 993. nt

[Spider Jerusalem]

9. I would've said 995 or so, personally...

[arely staircase]

7. omg gg allin

extra k&r for that reference. although i would consult him on throwing feces and shoving things up one's rectum in public.