So if I'm the victim of an "illegitimate" homicide, does that mean I'm not dead?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

Cause that would be fucking sweet.

[Robb]

1. You can, like, make yourself alive again.

We're through the looking glass, people.

[Xipe Totec]

2. That's right, your body will reject the bullet. nt

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

5. I wonder if that's how Superman does it? (nt)

[jorno67]

3. You'd still be dead, but if you secretly wanted to die...

then it was assisted suicide.

[JaneQPublic]

4. Yes, if your body has ways to shut that whole thing down. (nt)

[Solly Mack]

6. No, you're still dead. Just means you wanted to die, so it isn't murder.

If only you had deployed your "shut the whole thing down" murder blocker.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

12. Now you're talking sense....

Seriously, I see a future in writing the GOP platform for you!

[Solly Mack]

13. People are also born with anti-robbery pheromones that repel muggers.

Life in just so simple on their planet.

[Liberal Veteran]

7. Well, see, there is a special healing system that takes care of that.

You don't really die if it was not a forcible murder. So if you consent to have someone chop your head off, the docs can just sew it back on and it'll be like nothing ever happened.

[Turbineguy]

8. There you go

I think we have the beginnings of understanding here.

[jsr]

9. You're supposed to have a special antihomicidal fluid

that prevents you from being dead.

[russspeakeasy]

10. Depends, what you were wearing.

[Motown_Johnny]

11. Retroactively

[LaydeeBug]

14. maybe you could retroactively unkill yourself. nt