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Sat Aug 18, 2012, 12:26 AM

I stuck my wet tongue on a light pole in Steelers Stadium....

And it fucking ripped my tongue off!!!

It was -10 degrees. I had no idea the light pole would be so cold!

Think I can sue the steelers, or was I just really stupid?

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Reply I stuck my wet tongue on a light pole in Steelers Stadium.... (Original post)
Logical Aug 2012 OP
winstars Aug 2012 #1
Brother Buzz Aug 2012 #2
RZM Aug 2012 #10
Arctic Dave Aug 2012 #3
Logical Aug 2012 #5
cherokeeprogressive Aug 2012 #4
madinmaryland Aug 2012 #6
pinboy3niner Aug 2012 #8
blue neen Aug 2012 #7
Keefer Aug 2012 #9

Response to Logical (Original post)

Sat Aug 18, 2012, 12:30 AM

1. Jean Shepherd would be so happy that several of his "bits' have so throughly made it into our...

everyday life.

BTW, you might not be able to sue if someone double dog dared you to do it...

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Response to Logical (Original post)

Sat Aug 18, 2012, 12:30 AM

2. Is that you, Flick?

Have you learned nothing over the decades?

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Response to Brother Buzz (Reply #2)

Sat Aug 18, 2012, 02:35 AM

10. Doing that is a one-way ticked to the porn business n/t

 

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Response to Logical (Original post)

Sat Aug 18, 2012, 12:35 AM

3. I hoped she slapped you too.

 

What a chauvinistic story.





LOL

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Response to Arctic Dave (Reply #3)

Sat Aug 18, 2012, 12:41 AM

5. LOL, good one! n-t

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Response to Logical (Original post)

Sat Aug 18, 2012, 12:38 AM

4. I don't think licking skinny Eastern Europeans is a good idea to start with...

No matter what the weather is like on Sunday.

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Response to Logical (Original post)

Sat Aug 18, 2012, 12:42 AM

6. Actually, there are a lot of tongueless fans in Minneapolis and Green Bay. None of them

have sued!!

They are still waiting for Brett Favre to come back, but can't say it!!


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Response to madinmaryland (Reply #6)

Sat Aug 18, 2012, 12:58 AM

8. They couldn't say it before, either, lol




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Response to Logical (Original post)

Sat Aug 18, 2012, 12:52 AM

7. It's called Heinz Field.

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Response to blue neen (Reply #7)

Sat Aug 18, 2012, 02:34 AM

9. Maybe it was...

Three Rivers Stadium?

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