Sun Aug 12, 2012, 06:19 PM

ehrnst (2,911 posts)

Borowitz on why Romney HAD to pick Ryan..

Since Romney doesn't care about poor people, he needed to balance the ticket with someone who doesn't care about old people. - Andy Borowitz

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15 replies	Author	Time	Post
Borowitz on why Romney HAD to pick Ryan.. (Original post)	ehrnst	Aug 2012	OP
A match made in heaven	lunatica	Aug 2012	#1
That's not only good, it's accurate.	pacalo	Aug 2012	#2
No evidence either of these goons cares about anyone	LibDemAlways	Aug 2012	#3
Both are sociopaths, are unable to care for or about anybody but themselves.	magic59	Aug 2012	#4
Did Rmoney balance the ticket	roody	Aug 2012	#5
But who's going to hate the children?	rurallib	Aug 2012	#6
They're still considering Newt Gingrich for a cabinet seat.	Lone_Star_Dem	Aug 2012	#7
Haha. That is just brilliant.	Gregorian	Aug 2012	#8
His other comment, RYAN don't like ObamaCARE, MediCARE, or CARE!1 n/t	UTUSN	Aug 2012	#9
He only likes GOPDoesn'tCare	lastlib	Aug 2012	#12
I'll bet $10,000 they lose.	mick063	Aug 2012	#10
Joe Biden will rip Paul Ryan a new hole.	lastlib	Aug 2012	#13
Too funny!	Quantess	Aug 2012	#11
or female people	seanpencil	Aug 2012	#14
no adjective required	unionthug	Aug 2012	#15

Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Sun Aug 12, 2012, 06:29 PM

lunatica (28,852 posts)

1. A match made in heaven

But who's heaven is the question.

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Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:38 PM

pacalo (20,669 posts)

2. That's not only good, it's accurate.

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Sun Aug 12, 2012, 07:52 PM

LibDemAlways (12,942 posts)

3. No evidence either of these goons cares about anyone

other than rich white guys. Birds of a feather. Anyone who thinks either of them has a shred of compassion is delusional.

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Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:24 PM

magic59 (429 posts)

4. Both are sociopaths, are unable to care for or about anybody but themselves.

In that respect they make a good team. They may get 40% of the vote, that number pretty much matches the percentage of mentally ill, extremely stupid, religious fanatics and the filthy rich in this country.

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Sun Aug 12, 2012, 08:54 PM

roody (7,500 posts)

5. Did Rmoney balance the ticket

with a taxpayer?

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Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:16 PM

rurallib (31,152 posts)

6. But who's going to hate the children?

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Response to rurallib (Reply #6)

Sun Aug 12, 2012, 09:27 PM

Lone_Star_Dem (27,596 posts)

7. They're still considering Newt Gingrich for a cabinet seat.

To fill that void.

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Sun Aug 12, 2012, 10:28 PM

Gregorian (19,610 posts)

8. Haha. That is just brilliant.

On the other hand...oh, I don't even want to think about it.

Carry on.

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Sun Aug 12, 2012, 11:08 PM

UTUSN (34,873 posts)

9. His other comment, RYAN don't like ObamaCARE, MediCARE, or CARE!1 n/t

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Response to UTUSN (Reply #9)

Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:53 AM

lastlib (3,787 posts)

12. He only likes GOPDoesn'tCare

and KochBrothersDon'tCare

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Mon Aug 13, 2012, 12:19 AM

mick063 (1,075 posts)

10. I'll bet $10,000 they lose.

I'm just waiting for the debates. Romney will get rattled and become a gaffe machine.

I am relieved he picked a radical. Pciking a moderate would have made him much more dangerous.

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Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:55 AM

lastlib (3,787 posts)