Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:01 PM
Aviation Pro (7,665 posts)
So lemme get this straight....Last edited Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:07 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
....and this is directed not just at Lurch the Fucking Infant StiffTM but also at the fucking lurkers, posers, disruptors and trolls from the 40 - 45% of the dumb fucks who will vote for this fucking loser in November.
This fuckwad, this coward, this fucking splooge stain is begging the President's campaign to stop bringing up his so-called business experience and his income taxes as unfair and out of bounds. Really? And this is the fucking asshat you want to put up against the likes of ex-KGB Colonel Vladimir Putin? Fuck that noise, fuck you and fuck every fucking yellow cell in your fucking pasty white bodies. I want a cold, steely-eyed sniper in the White House and we got him right now. He didn't blink when the opportunity to kill that fucking murderer of 3,000 Americans presented itself. Your guy? He probably would have run off to a bunker like the fucking surrender monkey that he is. And for the fucking record, when he was of age to serve his country where did this shitstain desert to? FRANCE. So pull the fucking lever for your fucking walking wad of coward. It only proves that all the patriotic bullshit you've spewed is nothing more than that, bull....shit. Go fuck yourselves repeatedly.
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63 replies, 4591 views
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| Aviation Pro | Aug 2012 | OP | |
| TheCowsCameHome | Aug 2012 | #1 | |
| russspeakeasy | Aug 2012 | #2 | |
| Tennessee Gal | Aug 2012 | #3 | |
| Aviation Pro | Aug 2012 | #4 | |
| mike_c | Aug 2012 | #5 | |
| Politicalboi | Aug 2012 | #6 | |
| freshwest | Aug 2012 | #7 | |
| Ilsa | Aug 2012 | #8 | |
| cecilfirefox | Aug 2012 | #9 | |
| darkangel218 | Aug 2012 | #12 | |
| JohnnyRingo | Aug 2012 | #28 | |
| Cha | Aug 2012 | #32 | |
| EvolveOrConvolve | Aug 2012 | #45 | |
| tavalon | Aug 2012 | #53 | |
| tavalon | Aug 2012 | #52 | |
| obxhead | Aug 2012 | #62 | |
| StrictlyRockers | Aug 2012 | #10 | |
| darkangel218 | Aug 2012 | #11 | |
| HopeHoops | Aug 2012 | #13 | |
| Aviation Pro | Aug 2012 | #14 | |
| HopeHoops | Aug 2012 | #15 | |
| TheCowsCameHome | Aug 2012 | #17 | |
| HopeHoops | Aug 2012 | #18 | |
| mike_c | Aug 2012 | #48 | |
| tavalon | Aug 2012 | #51 | |
| HopeHoops | Aug 2012 | #56 | |
| SidDithers | Aug 2012 | #16 | |
| ProSense | Aug 2012 | #19 | |
| ellenfl | Aug 2012 | #20 | |
| American Made | Aug 2012 | #21 | |
| B Stieg | Aug 2012 | #22 | |
| Cha | Aug 2012 | #33 | |
| Warren Stupidity | Aug 2012 | #61 | |
| johnnyplankton | Aug 2012 | #23 | |
| RedSpartan | Aug 2012 | #24 | |
| Major Nikon | Aug 2012 | #25 | |
| darkangel218 | Aug 2012 | #36 | |
| Amonester | Aug 2012 | #26 | |
| Aviation Pro | Aug 2012 | #44 | |
| Amonester | Aug 2012 | #46 | |
| yawnmaster | Aug 2012 | #27 | |
| seanpencil | Aug 2012 | #29 | |
| valerief | Aug 2012 | #30 | |
| Politicub | Aug 2012 | #31 | |
| Spitfire of ATJ | Aug 2012 | #34 | |
| rockingirl | Aug 2012 | #35 | |
| darkangel218 | Aug 2012 | #39 | |
| Cha | Aug 2012 | #37 | |
| liberalmuse | Aug 2012 | #38 | |
| Riley18 | Aug 2012 | #40 | |
| HughBeaumont | Aug 2012 | #41 | |
| LongTomH | Aug 2012 | #42 | |
| Hissyspit | Aug 2012 | #43 | |
| Spirochete | Aug 2012 | #47 | |
| ktower | Aug 2012 | #49 | |
| tavalon | Aug 2012 | #50 | |
| Aviation Pro | Aug 2012 | #57 | |
| tavalon | Aug 2012 | #58 | |
| Aviation Pro | Aug 2012 | #59 | |
| tavalon | Aug 2012 | #60 | |
| txwhitedove | Aug 2012 | #54 | |
| VOX | Aug 2012 | #55 | |
| Ikonoklast | Aug 2012 | #63 |
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:03 PM
TheCowsCameHome (27,713 posts)
1. Thanks for sugar coating it.
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You took the words right out of my mouth.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:05 PM
russspeakeasy (5,734 posts)
2. Thanks, I needed that !!
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:07 PM
Tennessee Gal (6,160 posts)
3. You forgot to call him an inbred doucherocket. nt
Response to Tennessee Gal (Reply #3)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:08 PM
Aviation Pro (7,665 posts)
4. I'll include it next time...
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...thanks for the heads up.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:13 PM
mike_c (31,511 posts)
5. dude, you shouldn't repress your feelings so much....
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That was RIGHTEOUS! |
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:14 PM
Politicalboi (9,490 posts)
6. Maybe he was in France too long
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:20 PM
freshwest (31,530 posts)
7. Bwahaha! I knew it was going to be hilarious when I clicked on it. Tears and LOL!
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:24 PM
Ilsa (31,703 posts)
8. You called it!
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Dude, you and Obama have both got ball sacks like steel cantaloupes. (So does my best girlfriend, now that I think about it.)
And RMoney is an inbred doucherocket. |
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:26 PM
cecilfirefox (772 posts)
9. What in the hell are you talking about? nt
Response to cecilfirefox (Reply #9)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:38 PM
darkangel218 (4,543 posts)
12. What are YOU talking about?
Response to cecilfirefox (Reply #9)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:14 PM
JohnnyRingo (9,328 posts)
28. Read it again.
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I wouldn't rile him, he doesn't seem to be at a loss for words right now.
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Response to JohnnyRingo (Reply #28)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:30 PM
Cha (124,656 posts)
32. lol!
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IT'S SO CLEAR WHAT AVIATION PRO WAS TALKIN' ABOUT.
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Response to cecilfirefox (Reply #9)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 11:39 PM
EvolveOrConvolve (5,602 posts)
45. Did he stutter?
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I mean, my god, it seems pretty fucking clear what he was saying.
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Response to EvolveOrConvolve (Reply #45)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 03:24 AM
tavalon (25,696 posts)
53. Did he stutter?
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OMG, my side hurts.
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Response to cecilfirefox (Reply #9)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 03:23 AM
tavalon (25,696 posts)
52. He's talking to the other side, the lurkers who hang out here, hoping to
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find someone to make fun of.
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Response to tavalon (Reply #52)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 04:45 PM
obxhead (7,154 posts)
62. That flew right over this posters head.
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If you have to ask...... |
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:36 PM
StrictlyRockers (1,826 posts)
10. Oh, you are having some fun now.
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Keep it up, AP!!
This shitstain, draft-dodging, elitist scum is gonna lose, and lose badly. Any Repuke who votes for this loser, and who can't see what a limp wad of fail he is, deserves to be excoriated for their stupidity. I can't wait for the next poll. Every poll for the past month has just gotten better and better... |
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:37 PM
darkangel218 (4,543 posts)
11. Awesome post!
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 08:56 PM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
13. FREEDOM FRIES UNITE!
Response to HopeHoops (Reply #13)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 09:10 PM
Aviation Pro (7,665 posts)
14. The fucking douche asked for it...
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....and I'm more than happy to oblige.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Reply #14)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 09:12 PM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
15. I think the word "douche" might just be overused. We need a more offensive term.
Response to HopeHoops (Reply #15)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 09:16 PM
TheCowsCameHome (27,713 posts)
17. "Inbred doucherocket" adds a bit of pizazz
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Last edited Fri Aug 10, 2012, 09:17 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) to an otherwise generic description.
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Response to TheCowsCameHome (Reply #17)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 09:18 PM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
18. Yeah, I like that one, but it sounds PAINFUL!
Response to HopeHoops (Reply #15)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 12:35 AM
mike_c (31,511 posts)
48. shit-stained douchepickle
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This is fun.
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Response to mike_c (Reply #48)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 03:22 AM
tavalon (25,696 posts)
51. I vote for this one
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It made me laugh.
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Response to mike_c (Reply #48)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 10:11 AM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
56. "douchepickle"?
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Okay, now THAT is one of the few things of that nature that I've never heard before. |
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 09:13 PM
SidDithers (27,132 posts)
16. DU fucking rec...
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Sid |
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 09:22 PM
ProSense (98,293 posts)
19. Well,
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"this is directed not just at Lurch the Fucking Infant StiffTM but also at the fucking lurkers, posers, disruptors and trolls from the 40 - 45% of the dumb fucks who will vote for this fucking loser in November."
...you have a way with words. |
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 09:24 PM
ellenfl (8,289 posts)
20. now tell us how you really feel. eom
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 09:27 PM
American Made (18 posts)
21. LOL this is so true!
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Thanks for a laugh I needed that.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 09:55 PM
B Stieg (101 posts)
22. One mistake...
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You forgot to note that the GOP is fucking itself RETROACTIVELY.
Quite a feat, actually. |
Response to B Stieg (Reply #22)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:33 PM
Cha (124,656 posts)
33. Evidently, can't
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help themselves. tsk tsk.
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Response to B Stieg (Reply #22)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 04:24 PM
Warren Stupidity (31,942 posts)
61. If you fuck yourself retroactively
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Can you get yourself retroactively pregnant with your future self? Have the republicans become their own love child in the ultimate onanistic act?
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:00 PM
johnnyplankton (180 posts)
23. Like Ed Schultz Always Says... "We (Liberals)
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"We (Liberals) Need to Stop Bringing Our Library Books to Rock Fights. A Little Anger is OK Sometimes...
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:00 PM
RedSpartan (1,133 posts)
24. I may have never enjoyed reading a post as much as this. Well done.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:01 PM
Major Nikon (9,720 posts)
25. It was bad enough that the shitstain ran away to France
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But he made statements supporting the war BEFORE going. Then afterwards he claimed he didn't seek any deferments from Vietnam, even though he did.
He also lied about his taxes once before, but now we have to just trust him. What a putz. |
Response to Major Nikon (Reply #25)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:42 PM
darkangel218 (4,543 posts)
36. Just like mr ted nugent.
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Last edited Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:43 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) Actually he didn't shower for a month and pooped in his pants for 3 days before reporting on duty and dodged the war, and now he's the big " patriot " telling everyone off! Freaking hypocrites!!
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:02 PM
Amonester (10,185 posts)
26. It's all true, but it's not France's fault if he deserted there.
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Non.
And non-banned-yet freepers already hate that fuckstick anyway (but will still vote for him secretly, so you've got something there). |
Response to Amonester (Reply #26)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 11:37 PM
Aviation Pro (7,665 posts)
44. I was being ironical....
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....although the irony is lost on the bags that douche that compromise his constituency.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Reply #44)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 11:43 PM
Amonester (10,185 posts)
46. It's OK. They're all cowardly losers anyway.
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None of them freepers will admit publicly that they voted for Robme Hood come Nov. 8 anyway.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:07 PM
yawnmaster (2,284 posts)
27. I think you might get your point across better if you add some alliteration...
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especially after the word fuck...there are plenty of opportunities up there.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:19 PM
seanpencil (168 posts)
29. Go fuck yourselves repeatedly.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:24 PM
valerief (35,681 posts)
30. Fuckin' splooge stain!
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:27 PM
Politicub (5,861 posts)
31. Fab rant!
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And very true. I'm glad that we finally have a candidate that pushes back.
And gets out ahead - the Obama campaign defined the pros and cons (mostly cons) for romney's vp picks. Awesome. |
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:34 PM
Spitfire of ATJ (7,401 posts)
34. What's REALLY funny is the Republicans are running the guy they claimed was Kerry.
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Rich, elitist, from "Taxachusetts" who likes water sports and does bad photo-ops, is a wimp, a liar, and a cheat who's a "for things before he was against them" flip flopper that you can't trust.
But on the other hand, he's white. If Obama were white Romney would be the LAST guy they would vote for because the GOP got them to HATE that kind of guy. They vote based on hate so their big decision is, "Who do they hate more?" and it'll be the black guy with a "D",...of course..... Then there are those that just wake up every 4 years to hit the "R" and go back to sleep. They might not even know who's running. |
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:39 PM
rockingirl (39 posts)
35. yeah well
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thanks for that but it's just so much preaching at the choir in my opinion. furthermore, your profanity really negates from your point. is that all you got?
post it somewhere else where it might have some influence maybe? |
Response to rockingirl (Reply #35)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:49 PM
darkangel218 (4,543 posts)
39. You mustve woke up on the wrong side of the bed
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:46 PM
Cha (124,656 posts)
37. Brilliant hard hitting Rant, AP!
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I found this in the comment section under PoliticusUSA's article on "63% of Americans demand that romney release his tax returns". I think it makes a Very Important Point! And, I'm passing it around..
"John SFC RET USA" "There is a legitimate reason to see Romney’s tax records, and anything else the nation feels is important about his character. He is essentially trying to get the highest security clearance and he needs to be put under the microscope. This is more than just another glee club popularity event for the rich Prince." http://www.politicususa.com/63-americans-demand-mitt-romney-release-tax-returns.html#comment-205497 |
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:48 PM
liberalmuse (15,420 posts)
38. I think you've captured it.
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The anger. The disgust. The insult of having to watch this ridiculous farce play out day in and day out. There's just no excuse for any American being stupid enough to vote for this atrocity posing as an "adult".
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 10:52 PM
Riley18 (1,114 posts)
40. You know it isn't healthy to repress your feelings.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 11:00 PM
HughBeaumont (20,461 posts)
41. Possibly this century's biggest spoiled phony, even topping Queen SarUH.
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Even something as blatantly salt-of-the-earth as a photo-op with a farmer, he STILL has to go to a 1%er Feudal Lord who has 54 operations and a mushroom space mansion. You cannot really trust anyone who obviously is not comfortable being around non-bluebloods. All he wants is the title. He doesn't want the responsibility, he can't HANDLE it. Momjeans would probably be happy being Grovel Nerdquest's signing hand.
What's even better is that the Fucking Stiff is only the beginning of the Shit Parade hilarity for the GOP. They'll never learn their lesson and go even further to the right in the future, as hard as that is to believe. |
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 11:01 PM
LongTomH (3,999 posts)
42. Wow!!!!! Nicely put!
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 11:02 PM
Hissyspit (40,089 posts)
43. ...you put the lime in the coconut, drink em both up.
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Fri Aug 10, 2012, 11:50 PM
Spirochete (4,215 posts)
47. And a tip of the hat
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to you sir. Nicely stated.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 03:08 AM
ktower (4 posts)
49. thanks for the much needed laugh
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"this is directed not just at Lurch the Fucking Infant StiffTM but also at the fucking lurkers, posers, disruptors and trolls from the 40 - 45% of the dumb fucks who will vote for this fucking loser in November." these are the chickens voting for Colonel Sanders |
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 03:21 AM
tavalon (25,696 posts)
50. I think you may have outed your nom de plume
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You're really the Rude Pundit, aren't you? If not, he should hire you to stand in for him when he's away.
Excellent Rant! |
Response to tavalon (Reply #50)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 10:51 AM
Aviation Pro (7,665 posts)
57. I am but an angry hack....
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...Lee Pappa is a God.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Reply #57)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 11:59 AM
tavalon (25,696 posts)
58. Indeed he is
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and he's just been handed charity. Charity he doesn't need, but I suspect he will not look that gift horse in the mouth.
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Response to tavalon (Reply #58)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 12:25 PM
Aviation Pro (7,665 posts)
59. I believe....
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...that by the time Lee gets done eviscerating Eddie Munster the Fucking ParasiteTM he will be but a rumour.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Reply #59)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 03:31 PM
tavalon (25,696 posts)
60. Lee and a thousand others
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Your obit is spot on. This is a career killer.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 05:31 AM
txwhitedove (2,783 posts)
54. K&R, well said. Priceless.
Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 06:08 AM
VOX (15,715 posts)
55. Don't hold back like that.
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You'll feel better if you can just vent a bit.
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Response to Aviation Pro (Original post)
Sat Aug 11, 2012, 07:17 PM
Ikonoklast (21,639 posts)
63. I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
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