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alphafemale

(18,497 posts)
Sat Aug 4, 2012, 03:56 PM Aug 2012

Did you hear? Romney is in the hospital for emergency oral surgery.

Last edited Sat Aug 4, 2012, 09:05 PM - Edit history (1)

He tried to address an envelope and his foot got stuck in his mouth.

Or maybe the joke is weak. Floating it here.

edited at a very good suggestion.

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Did you hear? Romney is in the hospital for emergency oral surgery. (Original Post) alphafemale Aug 2012 OP
Made me chuckle. CJCRANE Aug 2012 #1
Given his knack for the foot in mouth aspect... Cooley Hurd Aug 2012 #2
It's a good joke but you stole my avatar! Lint Head Aug 2012 #3
I thought you'd say severe diarrhea of the mouth. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Aug 2012 #4
I think "got his foot stuck in his mouth" might work better magical thyme Aug 2012 #5
that is better alphafemale Aug 2012 #7
He tried to eat a gold bar lindysalsagal Aug 2012 #6
 

magical thyme

(14,881 posts)
5. I think "got his foot stuck in his mouth" might work better
Sat Aug 4, 2012, 05:29 PM
Aug 2012

the flying foot kind of threw me off...but maybe that's just me, with a houseful of birds.

lindysalsagal

(20,670 posts)
6. He tried to eat a gold bar
Sat Aug 4, 2012, 05:36 PM
Aug 2012

"They're just lying around everywhere....I thought it was a Butterfinger...."

That's what I was expecting...

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