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Fri Aug 3, 2012, 12:48 PM

Jesus: "OMFG, you guys, I said I hated FIGS"



Mark 11:12-14, 19-25

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Reply Jesus: "OMFG, you guys, I said I hated FIGS" (Original post)
WilliamPitt Aug 2012 OP
hlthe2b Aug 2012 #1
Ezlivin Aug 2012 #2
Initech Aug 2012 #4
FLyellowdog Aug 2012 #3
nichomachus Aug 2012 #5
HappyMe Aug 2012 #6

Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 12:52 PM

1. That would really stir them up in the Middle East...

Figs are the "nectar of the gods" (or Allah or Yawheh or someone. )

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 12:55 PM

2. You don't fuck with the Jesus

Figs had a good run: From covering the world's first human genitals to the time of Jesus.

But they didn't come through and Jesus cursed the life right out of them.

You don't fuck with the Jesus.

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Response to Ezlivin (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 01:01 PM

4. .....8 year olds Dude.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 12:57 PM

3. Stealing this.

OK? Thanks.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 01:48 PM

5. And it's "celebrate"

not "celibate"

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Fri Aug 3, 2012, 02:30 PM

6. lol!


Good one.

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