Folks: We will have a challenge. Romney and Pawlenty will need a slogan

I am taking a little leap here that damn near dead Pawlenty will be the running mate.
When Romney names him, we need some tag lines to help the team out.

The little I know about Pawlenty includes:
1) I35 bridge fell down on his watch in MSP (maybe not his fault, but his policies did nothing to stop it)
2) as far as I know he only won a plurality never a majority as gov.
3) he left Minnesota deeply in debt and the budget in a shambles.

So let me try on a couple. I may be stretching here, but it is early:

"Weird Willard and Tepid Tim: Don't buy a bridge from these guys"
"Romney - Pawlenty: A bridge too far"
"Mit an Tim: Palindromes and Palin drones"
"Mitt and Tim - no taxes, no bridges, sewers, water ........ "