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Wed Aug 1, 2012, 01:06 PM

The Onion: Nation's Lower Class At Least Grateful It Not Part of Nation's Middle Class

CHAPEL HILL, NCA survey released Wednesday by researchers at the University of North Carolina found that despite the many challenges they face, the nation's lowest-income individuals are nonetheless thankful they don't have to endure the unique hardships of the nation's long-suffering middle class.

According to the report, the 46 million Americans who fall below the federal poverty line, though struggling mightily, are at least glad they don't have to live up to some rapidly vanishing American dream of advancing in their career, making more money, and improving their lifestyle, the way their middle-income counterparts do.

"The unrealistic expectations and false hope they experience must be unbearable," Camden, NJ hotel clerk Allison Jacobsen told researchers, noting that while her $22,000 annual salary barely covers her rent and groceries each month, at least she doesn't operate under the flawed assumption that her situation will ever improve. "A life spent constantly stressing out over a dead-end job or struggling to pay off a fixed 30-year mortgage on a continuously depreciating three-bedroom townhouse? It's horrific."

"Can you believe people actually have to live like that?" Jacobsen added. "I feel just awful for them."

The survey found nearly 87 percent of the nation's lowest earners take comfort knowing they are far enough down the economic chain that their children and grandchildren won't possibly be able to live in circumstances any worse than their own, while 65 percent noted they have enough bills to worry about without the additional middle-class burden of making student loan payments or contributions toward a retirement plan that will probably go bust in the next market crash, anyway.

In addition, half of all destitute Americans said that while they lack medical coverage, at least they aren't stuck paying increasingly high premiums for an increasingly terrible health insurance plan. And nearly all survey participants agreed they are grateful not to be trapped chasing "some sort of fantasy dream life" of middle-class American prosperity that no one in the year 2012 can ever possibly attain.


More here: http://www.theonion.com/articles/nations-lower-class-at-least-grateful-it-not-part,28999/?utm_source=B&utm_medium=social&utm_content=2&utm_campaign=twitter

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boxman15 Aug 2012 OP
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Response to boxman15 (Original post)

Wed Aug 1, 2012, 01:50 PM

1. k/r

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Wed Aug 1, 2012, 01:53 PM

2. K & R for truth...

The truth that only good satire can convey.

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Wed Aug 1, 2012, 10:26 PM

3. Love it.

Once again an Onion parody unmasks the cruel backhand of reality.

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Wed Aug 1, 2012, 10:31 PM

4. k&r

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Wed Aug 1, 2012, 10:35 PM

5. Love the Onion!

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Response to boxman15 (Original post)

Wed Aug 1, 2012, 11:30 PM

6. So close to the truth

it's almost not so funny.

But the Onion cuts to the chase and you gotta love that

K & R

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Response to boxman15 (Original post)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 09:52 AM

7. "Lowered Expectations" nt

 

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