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Mon Jul 30, 2012, 11:08 PM

A Brit, a Jew and a Polish guy walk into a bar...




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Reply A Brit, a Jew and a Polish guy walk into a bar... (Original post)
madinmaryland Jul 2012 OP
tsuki Jul 2012 #1
nolabear Jul 2012 #2
PatSeg Jul 2012 #3
pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #4
Botany Jul 2012 #5
freshwest Jul 2012 #7
tosh Jul 2012 #6
agent46 Jul 2012 #8
Dokkie Jul 2012 #11
Dont call me Shirley Jul 2012 #22
icarusxat Jul 2012 #26
truedelphi Jul 2012 #17
freshwest Jul 2012 #9
glinda Jul 2012 #10
Rhiannon12866 Jul 2012 #12
UTUSN Jul 2012 #13
Richard D Jul 2012 #14
Aviation Pro Jul 2012 #15
cali Jul 2012 #16
valerief Jul 2012 #18
taterguy Jul 2012 #19
madinmaryland Jul 2012 #20
taterguy Jul 2012 #21
madinmaryland Jul 2012 #23
taterguy Jul 2012 #24
dtom67 Jul 2012 #25
RumNcoke Jul 2012 #27
madinmaryland Jul 2012 #28

Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Mon Jul 30, 2012, 11:16 PM

1. Now that's funny.

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Mon Jul 30, 2012, 11:19 PM

2. I'll drink to that!

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Mon Jul 30, 2012, 11:19 PM

3. Perfect!

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Mon Jul 30, 2012, 11:24 PM

4. Bartender says, "Welcome...

...this round's on the house!"

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Response to Botany (Reply #5)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:38 AM

7. We read his material, he reads ours...

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:20 AM

6. Hell yeah!

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:38 AM

8. That's funny these days?

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Response to agent46 (Reply #8)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:58 AM

11. Not all jokes come with a punch line

 

Sorta like a Dennis Miller joke. Only funny to a special group of people

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Response to Dokkie (Reply #11)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 06:07 PM

22. Dennis Miller's funny?...Ever?

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Response to Dont call me Shirley (Reply #22)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 07:38 PM

26. he was, way back when

great humor is usually a reflection of the truth. Dennis used to go for it. Then he decided to go for the big Republican/conservative/Teabag bucks, and telling lies is rarely humorous.

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Response to agent46 (Reply #8)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 04:15 PM

17. You' d think a joke about Rmoney could generate some laughs.

I know a beaut about therapists. If you ask nicely I might tell.

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:39 AM

9. Isn't it nice to see the world united for a change?

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:47 AM

10. wonderful

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:59 AM

12. I LOL'd as soon as I read the subject line! Oh, boy...

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 01:04 AM

13. And Mittens is there?!1 What a bummer of a good time!1 n/t

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 01:35 AM

14. DId he insult Poland already?

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 02:09 AM

15. I would have gone a little further....

Last edited Tue Jul 31, 2012, 02:12 AM USA/ET - Edit history (2)

...."fuck that Lurch the Fucking StiffTM that wanker, putz, and/or walić konia."

Oh, and Borowitz stole my material: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021040807

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 02:26 AM

16. Not that it would be any funnier

but it should be a Brit, an Israeli and a Polish guy.

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 04:44 PM

18. Don't forget the Palestinian who thinks he's a douche, too! Love Borowitz. nt

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 04:52 PM

19. How many is a Brazzillion?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #19)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 05:32 PM

20. Only a dumbass would posit that question, Francis...



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Response to madinmaryland (Reply #20)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 05:53 PM

21. Posit? And I'm the dumbass?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #21)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 06:25 PM

23. You were the dumbass in the picture?? Whoda thunk!

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Response to madinmaryland (Reply #23)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 06:34 PM

24. Don't think. You'll only hurt the ballclub.

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 07:33 PM

25. Bad news.....

He's a douche with a billion + dollars behind him, looking to buy our Presidency.

I'd laugh, but his chances of winning scare the hell outta me.


Can't let that happen...

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 08:24 PM

27. Cheers.

 

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Response to RumNcoke (Reply #27)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 08:24 PM

28. Welcome to DU!


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