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- July 28, 2012 -A mere 48 hours after impressing London residents in a manner unmatched by a foreign dignitary since renowned German aerospace engineer Wernher von Braun shared with them his love of rocketry some seventy years ago, former Massachusetts governor and one-time presidential candidate Mitt Romney brought his three-nation Barnstormer of Charm tour to Israel Saturday. And speaking at an international economic symposium at Tel Aviv University, he delivered remarks many experts agree may even overshadow his Olympic performance.
Sharing his views on current global economic conditions, most notably the Eurozone crisis and the slow rate of recovery in the United States, an uncharacteristically emotional Romney whipped the crowd into a frenzy when he concluded his remarks by offering his solution while simultaneously paying his own unique form of tribute to his audiences heritage.
For far too long, liberal and socialist policies have led not only to increased dependence on government, but also to unsustainable budget deficits, the man many from England now refer to affectionately as the taxation tallywacker lectured. Governments have been spending money like theyre drunken sailors when they should be spending like theyre Jews.
So impressed was the Sabbath day crowd in attendance that immediately following the speech, calls went out to prestigious academic fraternity Delta Tau Chi to bestow for the first time upon a Mormon on Israeli soil its highest honor, The Goy Clip, a ritual form of retaliatory circumcision.
Reaction in the United States was not only overwhelmingly positive, but also unusually bipartisan.
Conservative radio personality and amateur pharmacist Rush Limbaugh was quick to praise Romneys statesmanship.
He not only sent a message to the rest of the world about the importance of getting their fiscal houses in order, the porcine pill-popper gushed, but he also made it clear to our key ally in the region that even though the United States is a Christian nation, we nonetheless appreciate many of the positive aspects of their Jewness.
Pueblo State University professor Newton Toomey, a former aide to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton who was recently pressured by Congressional Republicans to resign after being heard on a wiretapped phone conversation uttering the words Muslim Brotherhood, also praised Romney for forever improving future relations with Israel by ensuring their leaders will be much more receptive to dealing with an American President who has Hussein in his name.
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MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)I'm starting to wonder.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)I always fall for Onion quotes too!
freshwest
(53,661 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)I know it shouldn't be hard to see what is an actual quote and what isn't but the poster's name will give you a hint.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)janlyn
(735 posts)This has got to be satire,right???
I mean,nobody is that stupid...
If this is true,why not name his tour the "let's see who we can insult" world tour !!!
Courtesy Flush
(4,558 posts)Look at the link. The article is labeled as satire, but not very prominently.
ThisThreadIsSatire
(786 posts)I was hoping 'Barnstormer of Charm' tour and "Goy Clip' might give it away... ;D
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Thanks for posting it.
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,500 posts)in mind a repuke made a similar comment about a year or two ago. I'll try to find the article.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Honestly, I wouldn't put anything past Mittens and the BFI...
louis-t
(23,284 posts)Ha!
Bluerthanblue
(13,669 posts)and Rush went him one better "with the positive aspects of their jewness"?
we have all fallen down the rabbit hole at last.
ACCK! you got me good on this one!!
grantcart
(53,061 posts)Bluerthanblue
(13,669 posts)Guess I need a break from civilization for awhile.
ThisThreadIsSatire
(786 posts)"If you need a break from civilization, Vote Republican!"
Bluerthanblue
(13,669 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)malthaussen
(17,183 posts)... a few years ago making a very similar statement. It was a week when anti-Jewish gaffes came in clumps, and this guy was saying that the Jews pinch pennies and that added up to big savings in dollars -- or something of this ilk. (I said it was a vague memory)
Poe's Law makes this satire effective. Very few politicians can resist appealing to the least common denominator.
-- Mal
flamingdem
(39,312 posts)oy vey
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)thelordofhell
(4,569 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,074 posts)Please, somebody, put Rmoney on a no-fly list before he insults any more of our allies...
ThisThreadIsSatire
(786 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)It is limited in that he can only grab one headline a day.
He continues to go ahead a couple of days and see what the Republicans are saying rather than going to the Wall Street Journal and find what the SP 500 did and so he continues to be Desperate.
Hey I said he was funny, I never claimed that he was smart.
ThisThreadIsSatire
(786 posts)Reader Rabbit
(2,624 posts)But all good satire starts with a grain of truth, right?
ThisThreadIsSatire
(786 posts)never think about Mitt...