Yankee Doodle Dandy (2012 update)

[CanonRay]

Little Mittster went to London
Not to ride a pony
Stuck his big foot in his mouth
And showed that he’s a phony

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind your money not your mouth
On a Cayman beach so sandy

In Britain Mitt has been a twit
His manners have been lacking
He’s off to Poland in a bit
Bad jokes he will be cracking

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind you money not your mouth
On a Cayman beach so sandy

If Mitt is Pres o woe to all
Our nation will be failing
He has no wit or charm or warmth
He makes us all feel ailing

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind you money not your mouth
On a Cayman beach so sandy

[Aerows]

1. Awesome. n/t

[Lars39]

2. Verrrry good!

[RedStateLiberal]

3. Well done!

And Mitt approved.

[madamesilverspurs]

4. Yank his doodle, it's a dandy!

Well done!


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[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. Great!

but I'd call him "Yankee Doodoo"

[DavidDvorkin]

6. Excellent!

[NBachers]

7. Excellent!

[goclark]

8. Keep it up Motor Mouth!

[11 Bravo]

9. Nicely done!