Real men wear diapers?

[NanceGreggs]

Uh, no.

Real men take the stand.

If tRump wants to counter all the 'lies' told by the prosecution's witnesses, he can haul his lardass up to the witness stand and do so. No doubt the jury will be dazzled by his brilliant bullshit - and who knows? Maybe it was the late, great Hannibal Lector who actually had that 90-second sexual encounter with Stormy Daniels!

Just as a side note: Given how much shit was smeared on the floors and walls of the Capitol on January 6th, it looks like the "real men" forgot to wear their diapers that day.

[niyad]

1. Spot on, as always.

I nearly spit out my coffee at your last sentence.

[malaise]

2. K & R

Love it 😀

[EYESORE 9001]

3. Scatological obsessions, apparently

Sigmund Freud would have a field day with these specimens of poor potty-training.

[2naSalit]

4. Eloquent as ever!

[getagrip_already]

5. Wonder if he would stay awake during cross examination?

Unfortunately the prosecutors could only question him on his direct testimony. If he doesn't say anything relevant to the trial itself, they won't have much to cross examine him about.

So if goes off on how this trial is a sham, bidrn witch hunt, blah, blah, russia, russia, blah, blah, stolen elections, blah, blah, ....

Yes, the prosecution will object, and it will be sustained, over and over, and over.

But it will end up a circus clown event and the judge may have to have the whole of the testimony stricken.

Which will blow up in the media and cause multiple appeals.

Count on it.

[Blue Owl]

6. K&R

[republianmushroom]

7. Great last sentence.