I was sitting outside yesterday with

[LuckyCharms]

my wife.

We were discussing Stormy Daniels.

My wife did not watch any of the news yesterday, so I was filling her in on the happenings in the Trump trial, and was telling her how Stormy testified.

I made the point that Stormy's occupation had nothing to do with the case at hand, and that her sexual encounter with Trump was unwanted.

She agreed.

Then, I looked at her and said "You know, I was almost a porn star once".

She looked at me and made a noise, like "PSHHHHH".

She spit out her sip of water, and laughed uncontrollably for about 2 minutes.

I don't know what the hell is the matter with her.

(Mods: I'm posting this in the lounge because I am not talking politics here. This post is more about my wife's reaction to my comment).

[EYESORE 9001]

1. I once joked that I was a porn star

Hey, jizz mopper at a peep show counts, right?

[Otto_Harper]

2. Ya know, even after a half century together

my wife would have had that same reaction. Must be something intrinsic in womminz.

(I lost her a year + ago and I still miss being dissed like that)

[keithbvadu2]

3. Well, even with spousal privilege, she won't be testifying against you. (Or bragging for you)